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'''The Beginning'''[[File:MajorLooser.png|thumb|This is the faggot Major Cloog AKA Ryan Alexander White ]]
#REDIRECT [[Major Cloog]]
'''The Great Cloogian War''' also know as '''The Great Dox''','''Cloogians Vs Chudnation''' and '''Clooggate''', was a war involving the /raid/ & /incel/ [[Soyteen|soyteens]] against [[Major cloog|Major Cloog]] and his retarted fans.
It all began when two Anonymous posted on [[Doxbin]] (probably from the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] or [[4chan]]{this is still disputed among the Soyhistorians}) a [[Doxxing|dox]] against [[Major cloog|Major Cloog]] on Sep 15th, 2023, one hour later a random [[Chud]] posted his dox on the /raid/ board with the title "Major Cloog Pedophile" that thread was so fucking popular that included 439 posts and 168 image replies omitted as writing this now.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Cloog's fans get so mad about this dox that and a lot of mods and random people lefted his shitty [[Discord|pisscord]] server, because a lot of them feared to be doxed for some fucking reason.
 
This dox event was the third most popular on the [[Soyjak.party|'harty]]
 
1^ [[Goongate]], A lot of soyteens hated this faggot so he ended up being hacked,doxed and all of the shit he has done were let to know to his family '''( This is what [[Major cloog|Cloog]] deserve )'''
 
2^ [[Cecefem]] ,Even [[4chan]] and [[kiwifarms]] hated this nigga he ended up being hated even [[Soyjak.party|here]] because he/she reposted a [[Soylita|shitlita]] fanart on his [[twitter]] 🤢 '''( Prob [[Major cloog|Cloog]] would like [[Soylita|niggerlita]] 🤮 )'''
 
3^ Clooggate ''( This one ),''After two days it garnered approximately 400 replies '''( Most Cloog think that we doxxed him for ''"no reason"'' we just want this guy to be deplatformed on the internet and his family to know what shit he has done that's it ) { ARE YOU MAD! XD }<br />'''
 
 
 
 
'''Phase I - The Dox'''
 
[https://soyjaks.party/raid/thread/48523.html Here https://soyjaks.party/raid/thread/48523.html] the end of [[Major cloog|Cloog]] begun
 
In that dox included the reason for it to exist in the first place:
 
''The Sins of [[Major cloog|Cloog]]''
 
- He groomed two minors while he was 17 to 19 ( he is still doing that to this days ) ''( 🥺i fucking love it so fucking much fuck you're amazingggg I literally do not know anyone who is as sweet as you are and I really mean that 🥴 and also you probably already know this but you are so frickin great at art )''
[[File:Cloogjak.png|thumb|Cloog ( Ryan ) as a soyjak drinking soylent and wanting to be Sharty culture]]
- He has a [[Harem]] full of [[Soylita|underage girl]],[[Furry|furries]],[[Anime|weebs]],etc between the 12-16 years old ( it's speculated that he had around 12 e-girl around his tiny dick )
 
- He doxes everyone who mentions his [[Pedophilia|Pedo]] urges ( whenever he sees a girl 100% he will get a boner ) in shorts words '''STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM'''
 
- He manipulates everyone that they may have something he is interested in
 
- He sends his autistic fans to harass anyone he thinks can be a problem to him
 
- He is a dick in general to everyone ( duh he is a [[Niggers|nigger]] IRL what did you expect? )
 
- He is praised like an Anti-Furry king of my ass, but he has a lot of furries friends to ERP with ( zero consistency within him )
 
- He makes shitty cringy animation about whatever comes to his retard mind
 
- He likes posting [[Coal]]
 
- He called us [[Kiwifarms]] offbrand and the autistic version of [[4chan|4cuck]] '''''<u>( YOU ARE GONNA PAY YOU LIFE NOW )</u>'''''
 
- And worst of all sins '''HE WANTED TO RELATE TO US!!! ''( YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!!!) <s>( I'M GONNA EJACULATE IN YOUR SHITTY GRAVE I'M GONNA VANDALIZE THAT SHITTY ROCK )</s>'''''
 
- It is believed that he's a communist.
 
''His Personal Informations''
 
- His full name,surname,his little chubby nigger face,his shitty degree,where he went on high school,where is going now in college,his home adress and his garbage social media
 
- All of his relatives most important his mom ''Mary Levert White'' ( don't harras anyone of his relatives only [[Major cloog|Cloog]] deserve to die )
 
- He is going at this shitty art college called '''SCAD''' from Savannah or Atlanta ( still disputed )
 
 
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'''Phase II -  A Little Bit Of Trolling'''
 
We discovered that this is his home adress and we decide to troll him a little bit ''( 5750 W Oak Dr Satsuma, AL 36572 ) '''( BTW his mom has dementia and she will probably pay the stuff you will send to her )'''''
 
- We ordered some garbage banana pizza and a [[sproke]] to his home
 
- We ordered a Quran to his home ''<s>( Allah would be ashamed about this monkey )</s>''
 
- We ordered a Bible to his home ''<s>( Neither God himself don't wanna have to do with a being like him )</s>''
 
- We ordered some seeds to his home ''<s>( So he can improve his shitty lonely house )</s>''
 
- We Swatted his fucking ass ''<s>( Atleast the police will have him in the records )</s>''
 
- Some Anonymous South Vietnamese wanted to do a photo to [[Major cloog|cloog's]] front door every soyteen supported him ''<s>( Just to scare [[Major cloog|Ryan]] wink wink )</s>''
 
- That South Vietnamese succeeded in his mission he delivered a little message to him. The message is a threat that they're watching him, along with a Vietnamese message, which literally says "fuck you" (Did we mention that there's also a South Vietnamese flag with it?) ''<s>( :) )</s>''

Latest revision as of 13:28, 27 September 2023

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