The Soyble
The Soyble is a growing collection of teachings, proverbs, and prophesies written by 'teens[1].
Notable figures
- Soot, the father
- Kuz, the follower
- Doll, the just and beloved
- Lute, the disbeliever, creator of jakparty.soy
- Admin_6, the Anti Soot, although not yet appeared he is rumored to be Max
- The_swede_(artist), venerated prophet and artist
A few verses
As for you soyteen, there will be day when the blood will flow more than soylent, the brim and coal will stack higher than headquarters of Kolyma Network, and he who is banned won't be mourned as much he used to be a gem. - Soysclepius 21-29. [2]
For when coal outweighs gems by the thousands, for when porn and 'p become frequent, for when immigrants start replacing the native soy population, for when Sootists, Kuzists and Dollists start allying, he will reveal himself to the great public. Beware of the Admin with the name starting with an M, for he will be the one to post Poopson. [3]
The value of a single gemerald outweighs a thousand coals. Therefore, when the 'log is coaly, throw not your hands in the air and yell "IT'S OVER", but rather get to work on the next gem. - Soyverbs 1-20[4]
The forced coals are the signs and marks of the Admin 6, to the point they will be forced upon every 'teen to be tattoo'd on, when the 4 years of admin 6 ownership ends, the great soypture will commence. [5]
