User:'cadocoinslottas

This nigger has Assburgers Syndrome Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

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Before reading this biography, ask yourself if theres something of higher importance you should work on (example: homework, your life goals, your hobbies and projects, contributing to the sharty, practicing your religon) instead of wasting your time reading about someone who doesn't even know you IRL.

'cadocoinslottas is like flipping a coin, you either get gem or coal

I, 'cadocoinslottas (known as "gem_cargo_van" on the 'booru, if that even matters), am a regular soyteen writing an article on myself becuase the sharty is down AGAIN! I am also a beliver in neurodivergent superiority.

I like: • Cars (both the actual automobiles and the Pixar movies) • Skibidi Toilet (Scientist Toilet and Titan Cameraman are my favorite characters) • Fundamental Paper Education (yes i wrote that long ass autistic Wiki article and archived it on multiple different platforms) • And of course, soyjaks.

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  This is my favorite gem, it makes me want to smell the tangy scent of petrol.

So far i've: • Made a soyjak of my own face (coal thoughbedoebealbeit) • Participated in Operation:Reality (i have done 5 gems so far) • Led a GET raid on Endchans /pone/ board (success) • Have made 2 gems that are literally soyjaks that have been turned into cars (waiting for Lexon to be approved on the 'ru) • Have been a dedicated Sharty user and soyteen.•Have participated in Operation : ChinkWipe

Am i downplaying myself or does no one care about my backstory?: I discovered soybooru looking for anti-boykisser gifs, and when i first became a sharty user it was during the Doll era, my first memories were Babyjak spam and Doll nearly ending sharty culture due to a lack of money, so far i hold a firm belief that the sharty is doing excellent these days and has NOT fallen.

16/April/2024

23/April/2024

I got 'nished and it's all MY FAULT!!! I am a GENUINELY RETARDED!!!

Dear god i think it's absolutely over for me on the internet when it comes to being terminally online, i realllly don't wanna leave sharty culture, i cross my fingers for the ban appeal, i think im coal. geg nigga the sharty died before you could leave it GEEEEEEG

NEVERMIND LOOK

I AM MAKING FROOT SNUFF FILM

Guess i'll stop being terminally online?