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== Before reading this biography, ask yourself if theres something of higher importance you should work on (example: homework, your life goals, your hobbies and projects, contributing to the sharty, practicing your religon) instead of wasting your time reading about someone who doesn't even know you IRL. ==
'cadocoinslottas is like flipping a coin, you either get gem or coal
I, 'cadocoinslottas (known as "gem_cargo_van" on the 'booru, if that even matters), am a regular soyteen writing an article on myself becuase the sharty is down AGAIN! I am also a beliver in neurodivergent superiority.
I like:
• Cars (both the actual automobiles and the Pixar movies)
• Skibidi Toilet (Scientist Toilet and Titan Cameraman are my favorite characters)
• Fundamental Paper Education (yes i wrote that long ass autistic Wiki article and archived it on multiple different platforms)
• And of course, soyjaks.
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File:MyIdeaOfHeaven.png|This is my favorite gem, it makes me want to smell the tangy scent of petrol.
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So far i've:
• Made a soyjak of my own face (coal thoughbedoebealbeit)
• Participated in Operation:Reality (i have done 5 gems so far)
• Led a GET raid on Endchans /pone/ board (success)
• Have made 2 gems that are literally soyjaks that have been turned into cars (waiting for Lexon to be approved on the 'ru)
• Have been a dedicated Sharty user and soyteen.•Have participated in Operation : ChinkWipe
Am i downplaying myself or does no one care about my backstory?:
I discovered soybooru looking for anti-boykisser gifs, and when i first became a sharty user it was during the Doll era, my first memories were Babyjak spam and Doll nearly ending sharty culture due to a lack of money, so far i hold a firm belief that the sharty is doing excellent these days and has NOT fallen.
16/April/2024
22/April/2024
<s>I got 'nished and it's all MY FAULT!!! I am a GENUINELY RETARDED!!!</s>
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<s>Dear god i think it's absolutely over for me on the internet when it comes to being terminally online, i realllly don't wanna leave sharty culture, i cross my fingers for the ban appeal, i think im coal. geg nigga the sharty died before you could leave it GEEEEEEG</s>
[https://soyjak.blog/index.php?threads/arty-down.1214/ <s>NEVERMIND LOOK</s>]
<s>I AM MAKING FROOT SNUFF FILM</s>
23/April/2024
I JUST GOT UNBANNED WOOOOOOOOO
[[File:Car cuck.png|left|thumb|IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED *VROOOOOOM*]]

Latest revision as of 07:54, 25 April 2024