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It was a sunny day outside and things were going very very well. that is, for mr froot at least. He was on a stroll through the park, admiring nature in its glory. the earthworms in the soil were consuming estrogen laced breadcrumbs, white folk were sucking the black folks' toes to repent for their hecklin slaveries (get over it nigger) and books exposing trvth were taken from school libraries and burnt. The world was healing from a previously nazi ridden era. suddenly doll appeared from behind a tree equipped with dat DICK NIGGA. not no damn pp or weiner. DICK IS WHAT HE H@VE. got damn! froot was mesmerised and taken to the middle of the park where he was invited to bury his face in doll's massive anus. 'wait nigga oh fuck muh elong muk neuralink shit gon over heat' he spoke. doll couldn't hear him because froot's entire head was in his ass. the sharty's server was on that neuralink. the neuralink then fucking exploded which killed froot lmao dumb jew XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDX HAHAHAHAH. after doll shat out his head he was slightly sad because froot was actually kinda hot but then he realised that they might lose liek a dollar of ad revenue from the sharty ads. he then started to turn the hand crank on the side of froot's head(it's hand crank powered because he can't affort proper electricity) which did absolutely nothing because the neuralink was fucking broken (retarded nigger lmao). he then went home,worried because rent was due and he needed money(just do prostitution dumb pink coon). anyhow, then froot's black bvll appeared and raped doll because he killed his tradwife(froot is his tradwife) after smoking his opps he grabbed froot's body and consumed it as letting such a sexy foid go to was was just too much. the end
It was a sunny day outside and things were going very very well. that is, for mr froot at least. He was on a stroll through the park, admiring nature in its glory. the earthworms in the soil were consuming estrogen laced breadcrumbs, white folk were sucking the black folks' toes to repent for their hecklin slaveries (get over it nigger) and books exposing trvth were taken from school libraries and burnt. The world was healing from a previously nazi ridden era. suddenly doll appeared from behind a tree equipped with dat DICK NIGGA. not no damn pp or weiner. DICK IS WHAT HE H@VE. got damn! froot was mesmerised and taken to the middle of the park where he was invited to bury his face in doll's massive anus. 'wait nigga oh fuck muh elong muk neuralink shit gon over heat' he spoke. doll couldn't hear him because froot's entire head was in his ass. the sharty's server was on that neuralink. the neuralink then fucking exploded which killed froot lmao dumb jew XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDX HAHAHAHAH. after doll shat out his head he was slightly sad because froot was actually kinda hot but then he realised that they might lose liek a dollar of ad revenue from the sharty ads. he then started to turn the hand crank on the side of froot's head(it's hand crank powered because he can't affort proper electricity) which did absolutely nothing because the neuralink was fucking broken (retarded nigger lmao). he then went home,worried because rent was due and he needed money(just do prostitution dumb pink coon). anyhow, then froot's black bvll appeared and raped doll because he killed his tradwife(froot is his tradwife) after smoking his opps he grabbed froot's body and consumed it as letting such a sexy foid go to was was just too much. the end


oh, and i forgot to mention that i'm trans if that matters.
<s>oh, and i forgot to mention that i'm trans if that matters.</s> jarty foid wrote this and insulted da BVLL. SHE VILL SUBVIT AND RePENT

Revision as of 19:15, 11 November 2023

It was a sunny day outside and things were going very very well. that is, for mr froot at least. He was on a stroll through the park, admiring nature in its glory. the earthworms in the soil were consuming estrogen laced breadcrumbs, white folk were sucking the black folks' toes to repent for their hecklin slaveries (get over it nigger) and books exposing trvth were taken from school libraries and burnt. The world was healing from a previously nazi ridden era. suddenly doll appeared from behind a tree equipped with dat DICK NIGGA. not no damn pp or weiner. DICK IS WHAT HE H@VE. got damn! froot was mesmerised and taken to the middle of the park where he was invited to bury his face in doll's massive anus. 'wait nigga oh fuck muh elong muk neuralink shit gon over heat' he spoke. doll couldn't hear him because froot's entire head was in his ass. the sharty's server was on that neuralink. the neuralink then fucking exploded which killed froot lmao dumb jew XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDX HAHAHAHAH. after doll shat out his head he was slightly sad because froot was actually kinda hot but then he realised that they might lose liek a dollar of ad revenue from the sharty ads. he then started to turn the hand crank on the side of froot's head(it's hand crank powered because he can't affort proper electricity) which did absolutely nothing because the neuralink was fucking broken (retarded nigger lmao). he then went home,worried because rent was due and he needed money(just do prostitution dumb pink coon). anyhow, then froot's black bvll appeared and raped doll because he killed his tradwife(froot is his tradwife) after smoking his opps he grabbed froot's body and consumed it as letting such a sexy foid go to was was just too much. the end

oh, and i forgot to mention that i'm trans if that matters. jarty foid wrote this and insulted da BVLL. SHE VILL SUBVIT AND RePENT