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| {{Infobox conflict | | <includeonly>/{{{board}}}/, post no. {{{no}}}. ''{{{caption|(No caption)}}}''. {{{date}}}. {{{url}}}#{{{no}}}</includeonly><noinclude> |
| |conflict=Operation Pholidote
| | The template '''CiteEpisode''' is meant to be used inside <code><nowiki><ref>...</ref></nowiki></code> tags. |
| |partof=[[Vp trolling tactics|The War on /vp/]]
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| |image=[[File:march 8th, 2024 - the day vp was RAPED.png|frameless|border]]
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| |caption='''GOTTA RAPE EM ALL.'''
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| |date=8 March 2024 | |
| |place=[[soyjak.party]] (/soy/), [[4chan]] (/vp/)
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| |result=Decisive [[soyjak.party|Sharty]] victory
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| |combatant1=<ul>
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| <li>[[File:Swedejak.png|frameless|20px|link=Soyjak.party]] [[soyjak.party]]</li></ul>
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| '''Supported by:'''
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| * The RNWO
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| * The Bulgarian schizo
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| * Eunice
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| |combatant2=<ul>
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| <li>[[File:Yotsoyba-2.png|frameless|20px|link=4chan]] [[4chan|/vp/ - Pokémon]]</li></ul>
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| '''Supported by:''' | |
| * /mlp/
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| * Ivysaurfag
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| |commander1=
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| * [[Rapeson]]
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| |commander2=
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| |strength1=
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| * ~15-20 soyteens
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| |strength2=
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| * Every single European on /vp/
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| * 2-3 tourists from /mlp/
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| |casualties1=
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| * 2 ADHDgods <small>(30 days, sitewide)</small>
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| * ~5-7 dynamic IP addresses <small>(30 days, sitewide)</small>
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| |casualties2=
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| * GET #55555555 <small>(captured)</small>
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| * 1 janitor <small>(declared MIA, assumed [[Suicide|dead]])</small>
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| * Akira Toriyama
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| }}
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| '''Operation Pholidote'''
| | == Arguments == |
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| '''the day /vp/ was <span style="color:red">RAPED.</span>''' | | {| class="wikitable" |
| | | ! Argument !! Description !! Example |
| thread archive: https://archive.is/foVaf
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| | | | '''title''' || The episode title. ||E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) |
| ==Background==
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| | | | '''no''' || The series being cited, without slashes. ||''The Simpsons'' |
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| ==Prelude==
| | | '''caption''' |
| <blockquote>
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| ==OPERATION PHOLIDOTE=+=<br/>
| | * If the post has a subject, use the subject line. |
| <big>OBJECTIVE: SECURE /vp/‘S 55555555 OCTS GET BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY</big><br/>
| | * If the post doesn't have a subject, use the first line, or first few lines (fewer is better), separated with slashes (" / "). |
| TARGET BOARD: <u>https://boards.4chan.org/vp/</u><br/>
| | * Otherwise, omit this argument. ''(No caption)'' will be automatically inserted by the template. |
| EST POSTS UNTIL GET: 850<br/>
| | * Note that this template will automatically add a period after the caption, so remove trailing periods at the end. |
| RECOMMENDED STRATEGY: SLOWBURN UNTIL 150 POSTS LEFT; POST ORDINARY NON-JAK POSTS IN LITERALLY ANY THREAD TO AVOID SUSPICION (REMEMBER TO SAGE!)<br/>
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| AT 150 POSTS LEFT, YOU MAY START REACHING INTO YOUR ‘JAK FOLDERS. POST AS OFTEN AS THE FLOODCHECK WILL LET YOU, WHICH IS EVERY MINUTE UNLESS YOU FLUSHED MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN TO BUY A PASS FOR A 30 SECOND FLOODCHECK. MAKE SURE TO CLICK ON THE FLOODCHECK TIMER TO POST AS SOON AS IT ELAPSES<br/>
| | |- |
| EVERY TEEN TRYING TO SNAG THE GET COUNTS<br/>
| | | '''date''' |
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| | | * The date the post was submitted. Hover the mouse over relative dates, such as "N days/months ago" to view the exact day. |
| THIS WILL BE REGARDED AS A WIN IF THE GET IS A JAK OR SHARTY RELATED IN GENERAL<br/>
| | * ''Not'' the date on which the page was archived. |
| IN A WORST CASE SCENARIO, A JANNY WILL SCRIPT THE GET OR SOME COALLY TRIPFAG/WAIFUFAG/GENWARFAG/COOMER/FURFAG/SCHIZO/ETC WILL WASTE THE GET, BUT AT LEAST THE STAKES FOR ATTEMPTING TO GRAB A REPEATING NUMBER ON A BULGARIAN CRAB FISHING FORUM ARE AS LOW AS THEY GET SO THE WORST THAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE FAIL WOULD BE A FROGPOSTER SHOWING UP EVEN DOE HE CAN’T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING<br/>
| | * Preferably spell out the month, like <code>Month DD, YYYY</code>, or use US-style dates, with the month first: 9/8/2020. |
| one last thing, I’ll consider the results of the GET acceptable if it’s a relatively high quality post for the board, particularly if it got octs due to our posting nudging an actual coal post away from octs<br/>
| | | September 8, 2020 |
| but if the GET is sharty related then I’ll maybe try and do a victory lap<br/>
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| also my birthday is in 6 days so I’d appreciate the help in getting octs for the sharty as an early birthday present
| | | '''url''' |
| </blockquote>
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| | | * The URL of the capture of the thread the post was made in. |
| ==Preparation==
| | * The post number (''no'') will be automatically appended at the end, preceded with a #, so the browser will jump to that post. |
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| ==Aftermath==
| | https://web.archive.org/web/20210531060425/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/2480.html |
| | | |} |
| ==See also==
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| * [[List of operations]] | |
| ** [[Operation Pokem-ACK]] | |
| * [[Vp trolling tactics|/vp/ trolling tactics]]
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| * [[GET]]
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| {{reflist}}
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| {{Troll}}
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| Category:Raids
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| Category:Shitposting
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| Category:Victories
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