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Hello soyjak.party, this is Studio Massa. I'm the creator of Ongezellig.

I'm here to tell you that you "chuds" are not getting another episode of Ongezellig, and that I don't want any of you involved with it. You selfish little miscreants didn't pay enough to the petje, and now there's no petje to pay to.

You racists kept showing up and making jokes about horrible topics like Hitler and colonialism; these are things we've apologized for here in the Netherlands, but you seem to think they're just a joke. Nothing is funny about the horrific actions of the Nazis and nobody should ever consider making any joke related to them or their heinous leaders. Hitler lost, and the world is a better place as a result. It also isn't funny to glorify colonialism. It was wrong for us to have pillaged and plundered Indonesia like we did; anyone who makes any kind of joke about that, is a monster.

Thankfully I have trusty moderation staff on hand, who have been monitoring you vile bigots. We have your schedules written down to when you leave to use the bathroom, just so we know when we can ban you to stop your horrible humor. And to make sure you never come back, yes it's canon, Maya is a lesbian. I'm not sorry for what I've done, and I will be doing more to gatekeep Ongezellig from fascists like you. On top of Maya's homosexuality, she will enter a healthy lesbian relationship with Coco where she will help her overcome her trauma and accept herself as a strong woman. Plus, Mymy will try to present as butch instead of Dutch, and use they/them pronouns instead of colored contact lenses.

These changes will all be done with a quick final retcon in the form of a "Deel 7" in which Vera will organize a class gender reveal for Mymy. After I'm finished with Deel 7, I will promptly return to reviewing pornography of Sonic the Hedgehog and making other videos about cartoons and video games. These more wholesome pursuits will be what I will work on until the end of time.

So you "soyteens" can forget about any new content, because it's because of you I stopped. (P.S. It's not "zellig" it's Ongezellig, don't think you're sly for changing the name like you did to Stonetoss the nazi comic artist)