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Windows is a series of intelligence gathering operating systems developed by [[Microsoft]]! It should be avoided, and you VILL hate it. Use anything like Linux or FreeBSD. Not MacOS since it babies you and makes you a iToddler.  
Windows is proprietary intelligence gathering malware disguised as a series of operating systems developed by [[Microsoft]]! It should be avoided, and you VILL hate it. Use anything like GNU/Linux or BSD. Not MacOS since it babies you and makes you a iToddler.  


Examples of alternatives:
Examples of alternatives:


* OpenBSD
* OpenBSD (contains some blobs)
* FreeBSD
* FreeBSD (contains some blobs)
* Parabola GNU/Linux-libre
* HyperbolaBSD
* HyperbolaBSD
* Hurd
* Haiku (contains some blobs)
* Haiku
* <s>Fedora Linux</s> (proprietary garbage)
* <s>Fedora Linux</s>
* <s>Linux Mint</s> (proprietary garbage)
* <s>Linux Mint</s>
* Gentoo/Linux
* Gentoo Linux
* Funtoo/Linux
* Funtoo Linux
* Gentoo/BSD
* Gentoo/BSD
* Devuan Linux
* Debian GNU/Linux or Debian GNU/Hurd
* ANYTHING ELSE THEN MAC!
* Devuan GNU/Linux
* ANYTHING OTHER THAN FagOS!


well anyway Windows is build solely to gather intelligence and has no practical functionality.
Well anyway, Windows (aka Microshaft Wangblows, Winglows, Winkike, Winshit, Kikedows, etc...) is built solely to gather intelligence and has no practical functionality, it doesn't even have a functional terminal.

Revision as of 08:23, 19 June 2023

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Windows is proprietary intelligence gathering malware disguised as a series of operating systems developed by Microsoft! It should be avoided, and you VILL hate it. Use anything like GNU/Linux or BSD. Not MacOS since it babies you and makes you a iToddler.

Examples of alternatives:

  • OpenBSD (contains some blobs)
  • FreeBSD (contains some blobs)
  • Parabola GNU/Linux-libre
  • HyperbolaBSD
  • Haiku (contains some blobs)
  • Fedora Linux (proprietary garbage)
  • Linux Mint (proprietary garbage)
  • Gentoo/Linux
  • Funtoo/Linux
  • Gentoo/BSD
  • Debian GNU/Linux or Debian GNU/Hurd
  • Devuan GNU/Linux
  • ANYTHING OTHER THAN FagOS!

Well anyway, Windows (aka Microshaft Wangblows, Winglows, Winkike, Winshit, Kikedows, etc...) is built solely to gather intelligence and has no practical functionality, it doesn't even have a functional terminal.