Carbon

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Completely neutral. The majority of posts end up in this category. There is nothing inherentely bad about being carbon, but it's not good either, seeing as carbon can be both a gem and coal, simultaneously. Carbon is what makes a gem, but also coal!

Tragedy of the Carboner

The common Carboner is lukewarm, and easily forgotten. Unlike the Gemmer, the Carboner doesn't bring anything entertaining. He might even be considered a Coaler, if anyone gave a shit about him, since his uninteresting posts create more difficulty in finding gems. In fact, it is through spamming of Carbon that he becomes a Coaler. Yet, even in this phase, he is not memorable in his antics, so he remains forgotten. It is certainly better to be the Gemmer.