Obesity

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>wider than you ahmet

An obese soyjak

Obesity is the build-up of excessive fat in a human's body, it is often the result of excessive eating and a lack of exercise. Obese people are also referred to as "Fat", “Blubbery” Or “American”.

Science

Contrary to what (((some activists))) might say, obesity is unhealthy; not only does it clog the heart from pumping blood, it also causes immense strain on the legs, slowly crippling the fatass, fatties also live shorter lives.

The most obvious sign of obesity is an enlarged belly, however; women usually have a higher body fat percentage than men, and distribute their fat more evenly rather than concentrating it in the belly, but the line blurs at morbid obesity.

The best ways to get rid of obesity are cardio like extended walking and jogging, and cutting goyslop consumption.

In Soyjaks

Soyjaks are not usually represented as fat, however they are often represented as "skinnyfat" due to the nutritionally poor diet of soy boys, having virtually no muscle, with whatever's left of their fat deposits sagging from the belly.

>kill yourselves obsessed faggots

Most fat jokes in soy culture are directed towards mutts, due to the prevalence of goyslop in the USA.

See also