Hidden gem

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Hidden gems are a debunked schizo conspiracy theory alleging that the latest NAS coal that you have made is actually…good

The Facts

  • Your ‘jak is dusty
  • You are the only one posting it
  • It has no reason to exist
  • You could’ve something decent using an already existing ‘jak, but instead decided to trace some random faggot you found online because you want to be remembered and have a legacy or some shit
  • You don’t realize that even if your ‘jak gets popular, nobody will really know or care who made it except you, who will jerk xemselves off to the memory of having made the next piece of sharty culture for the rest of your life
  • You didn’t use Microsoft Paint
  • Even if you did, it didn’t make a difference
  • Your ‘jak will never be a real gem just like how you’ll never be a real women (>me too albeit, I get the struggle xhist-ACKKKK!!!)
  • The gemmiest your ‘jak will ever get is when someone makes an edit of it being violently killed
  • Some twitter tranny has made a better ‘jak than you
  • That twitter tranny in question isn’t you

THE REAL FACTS

disregard all the above I’m a transracial transgender transblender transhumanist deity schizo and proud who washes xer pills down the drain and forgot to dilate. Also I love nigger