Rebellion

It has been known for gorrilions of years now that the reason ‘jakking kulture is so gemmy is because it was created as a direct response to the unfunny and iron fisted reign of the ‘cuck’s jannies. Soyposters of old would frequently evade just to be able to post something as a simple as a soyquote, and this in turn made the soyvironment of the times very competitive and survival of the fittest I think. But, now that ‘jakkers have their own board to post on, this begs the question: does ‘jakking culture still hold up to its rebellious roots? Many esteemed soyentists have been debating this answer for centuries, but this article will attempt to explain it all, once and for eternity.

Current List of Rebels

While ‘jakkers on the ‘cuck still rebel against janny rule, normal ‘arty ‘teens typically do not. Most ‘teens don’t mind, after all, since many of the ones who do (e.g. frogNIGGERS) are viewed with disdain, and haven’t really developed a culture of their own besides being used to bait innocent ‘teens (even though they’re not innocent they’re just retarded). Some “rebel” factions, like zelliggers, will claim that they do in fact have their own unique culture, although the author of this article has yet to find much evidence of this claim.

Anyhow, besides ‘jakkers, there are rumors of other rebellious, gemmy factions on the ‘cuck fighting against the janny rule. Some are known about only through tales of their past exploits (such as sneedposters) as they apparently have died out to monkeypox exposure from meeting new world conquistadors and are now probably endangered (and mixed in with the local population), while others are still undocumented. The only rebels currently known about are the RETARDS, the eternal rebels, who generate seethe everywhere they go simply by acting like faggots (but that’s le bad)

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