Recognizing Soyteens Irl
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Soyteens have great overlap with Chuds but not all 'teens are Chuds and not all Chuds are 'teens. Finding a soyteen irl is like finding a four leaf clover, it's only lucky if you do don't go searching for them.
What Not To Do
You WILL NOT walk up to random people asking "Do you like soyjaks?"
You WILL NOT print out a 'jak and ask "Do you know who this is?"
You WILL NOT ask people "Have you ever used the 'sharty?"
Soyteen Secret Word Handshake
Soyteens can be found by asking the phrase "Who will always be a gem?" to someone you suspect of being a 'teen. You WILL NOT come across as a loser with this method. If they answer Cobson, then you can be assured you found a fellow 'teen who has chosen to reveal himself to you.
What To Do Once You've Recognized a 'teen
Soyteens are just friends you haven't met yet. Eventually we can make the process much faster at a potential Soycon.
- Go to a theme park
- Play vidya together
- Brainstorm soyjak posts together
- Make soyjaks out of each other
- Do other friend shit, or something
You WILL NOT abuse your soyfriend.
