Talk:List of copypastas

Maybe it'd be a good idea to sort the 'pastas alphabetically? I may have accidentaly erased 2kb worth of 'astas, but I'm too lazy to check which ones. You do it.

Should there be a List of Copypastas part 2 (like in my hecking oldfag site ED)

why can't i edit the page

i'm trying to add some new gems onto it

I don't know, it's not protected. Try using the source editor. --Tefal (talk) 07:58, 18 November 2023 (EST)

There are too many fucking copypastas

There are a ton of shitty copypastas nobody ever posts as well as brimstone leftytrans shit. Maybe a page needs to be made for those sorts of 'pastas. Thoughts?

I propose making subpages such as

• /pol/(including leftypol) pastas,
• soyquotes and classic soyposts(like pinejak),
• /qa/(for sneed zellig and other NAS),
• /q/ (admin worship and hate pastas)
• oh and I think a /bait/ would be handy

↑ Maybe not that many pages worth albeit. Also there is a white future and reddit future 'pasta on the list but not the original. Shit like that

Muh 200 'sta limit

NOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT HAS TO BE UNDER 199 MEIN AXEWOUND TOLD ME THAT IF IT'S OVER 200 I WILL NEVER BECOME A REAL WOMAN NOOOO-ACK

Stfu rabbi

Be quiet kike. You sound like a seething kike. Sage. Swastika in the thread. White power. White race. KKK. Sieg heil for the Reich. Trump2020 #Reich. I sieg heil. Volk for the krieg. Krieg for the Führer. SS.

Sage. Seething kike.

↑ ADD IT IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS AND I KEEP GETTING AN ERROR PAGE: I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife.

use edit source niggy (it breaks otherwise for me too)

add this one

add the one above me, albeit.

it's literally there albeit

Add this 'pasta: I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter breads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscelebrates, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' breads. For each one of those breads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Reindeer!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm in the naughty list, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU! Please

add it yourself lazy pissbaby

TND copypasta

shouldn't it have its own page? its probally the most iconic sharty copypasta ever and its historically important due to the massive meme it became and how a version of it somehown ended up in primetime fox news

It alraedy does have its own page also >sharty copypasta even doe its from 4cuck

The top of the page doesn't need retarded rules

• I WILL NOT sort the 'stas in alphabetical order, you fucking autist.
• You WILL check for duplicates yourself periodically and not annoy anyone simply reading the page with something that concerns editors who do it for free.

4cuck

Who replaced all instances of 4chan with 4cuck? that's retarded. GEM (talk) 13:29, 19 April 2024 (EST)

Probably User:Sir Gemerald Bleu or some other autistic retard.