English subtitles for clip: File:I wish i never became a youtuber🤦🏽‍♂️ (JOIFo8G7HKE).mp4

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(tsk)

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(fake YouTuber apology breath)

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(fake YouTuber apology exhale)

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I've taken... an hour... to cool down.

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And uhh... (BEEP) I'm done I uh. I think this is. this is- this is-

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very soon this might be 

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...this might be uh, this might be-

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-you (niggerese sic) coming across the end of my streaming days.

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Y'all- y'all, it's just like every time I put my stream on it's like just something bad gotta happen bro,

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like something bad gotta happen I can't ever (cut?) (niggerese) a stream on and have a good stream.

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It's somebody sending CP to my dad.

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I just figured out somebody sent CP to my fuckin' dad.

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(fake YouTube apology sniff)

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-sending sixty pizza's to my dad.

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(desk slam because this nigger can't control his emotions)

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Callin' the cops, swatted my house.  Swatting my fucking house!

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If it's not swatting my house, it's- it's- god knows what

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It's- It's- fuckin' It's- It's- It's- makin' bomb threats to my teacher.

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(desk slam for niggy anger issues)

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It's makin' bomb threats to my teacher. Y'know what I'm sayin'?

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This- This is- This is just- This is just too much, this is just too much!

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You guys come from a very fricked, messed up part of the Internet,

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very messed up part of the Internet (we heard you the first time deafgod)

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Y'know what I'm sayin'? And I- I was really, really, really heated earlier.

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I was on the phone- I just got off the phone with my pops and my auntie,

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and I got a new phone number and y'know I'm not givin' it out to nobody.

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My phone number will not be on the- I got a new phone number like that, (snaps his fingers) and I'm not giving it to nobody

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It's-It's-It's gonna' be just me and my family members and that's it and anybody in my contacts.

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(BEEP) (fix your alarm you poor fucking jigaboo)

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I'm not givin' it out to nobody! And, look.

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I'm- I'm just- I'm just- I'm just approachin' the end of my streaming days, I really don't know what I'm gonna' do, man.

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It's like- It's like- this is the most toxic community literally on YouTube bruh. (we aren't on Youtube you dumb nigger)

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Like, it's the most toxic community on Youtube bro, sending sixty C Pizza's to my fuckin' dad!

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To my dad! My dad is a fuckin' elder citizen!

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And you put CP on his (nigga shit?) (niggerese unitelligible)

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(This exhale is usually used when the nigger is feeling extremely mad and needs a banana ASAP.)

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(laughing like an autistic joker)

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CP? Really that low? Really that low?

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You're really done man, I just- I'm done, man.

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(Actually fucking crying over 'za's he can just throw out later.)

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How did I get here? (by being an annoying fuck)