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You people are fucking sick. I'm here from the twitter thread and this site is ugly as fuck, why the fuck would someone enjoy spamming soyjacks and doxxing and raiding innocent people? Especially women, trans women, LGBTQIA+ and BIPOC? You people are genuinely fucking horrid and I've reported your site to namecheap and cloudfare. I've also bought a DDOS from a dark web hacker, this site will go down soon.

Address by Chinese President Xi Jinping

Esteemed citizens of China,

I stand before you today to share a momentous decision that will shape the future of our nation's digital landscape. As the world evolves, so must our understanding and embrace of new platforms that bring people together. Today, I am delighted to announce that the People's Republic of China will be acquiring the website "soyjak.party" for a sum of $200,000 USD.

Soyjak.party has emerged as a vibrant and growing social media platform, capturing the imagination of millions around the world. Its unique focus on the sharing and exchange of soy wojak images has fostered a sense of community, humor, and creativity that resonates with people from all walks of life. This acquisition presents an incredible opportunity to harness the power of this digital space and channel it towards fostering unity and innovation.

The value of a platform like soyjak.party extends far beyond its entertainment value. In an era where connections and conversations are increasingly virtual, it is crucial to provide avenues for meaningful interaction and engagement. Soy wojak images, with their distinctive style and symbolism, have become an important part of internet culture, serving as a medium through which people express their thoughts, emotions, and experiences. Through soyjak.party, we can amplify these expressions, facilitating cross-cultural understanding and dialogue.

This acquisition is in line with our commitment to promoting a digital ecosystem that respects diversity, encourages creativity, and fosters social cohesion. We recognize the potential of soyjak.party to not only entertain but also educate, enlighten, and inspire. It will be our endeavor to ensure that this platform continues to evolve, adapt, and flourish, providing a safe and inclusive space for all users.

Moreover, as we venture into this new chapter, we are aware of the responsibility that comes with it. We will work diligently to safeguard the privacy and security of all users, while fostering an environment that promotes free speech and the exchange of ideas within the bounds of our laws. Our investment in soyjak.party signifies our dedication to creating a digital landscape that is both dynamic and harmonious.

I urge our fellow citizens to embrace this acquisition and join us in shaping the future of soyjak.party. Together, we can build a platform that empowers individuals, encourages positive interactions, and showcases the rich tapestry of our society. Let us embrace this opportunity to connect, share, and celebrate the spirit of our nation.

Thank you, and may the bonds of unity and creativity continue to flourish in the digital realm.

Xi Jinping President of the People's Republic of China


This page was last edited at 09:19, 24 January 2024

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