White Guy Farts

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White Guy Farts (/waɪt//gaɪ//fɑːts/) is a traditional dish from the American South that is a staple of African American cuisine. It was invented in the early 19th century by slaves on plantations who took up the practice of covertly trapping the farts of their white masters inside of mason jars. After the Civil War, the practice of capturing white guy farts gradually faded out of popular consciousness. However, in more recent times the practice of enjoying white guy farts has been repopularized by influential black chefs.

Health concerns

Although white guy farts contain several vitamins and minerals, consuming white guy farts in excess is known to be dangerous because bucks can become addicted to them. Always enjoy white guy farts responsibly and never huff white guy farts while operating a vehicle.