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[[Science|Heracleum mantegazzianum]], also known as Giant Hogweed is an ARYVN BVLL plant from the carrot familly spread through most of [[Islam|Europe]] and [[USA|America]]. It mindbroke the nativecvcks by being very invasive and poisonous. <s>The sap is toxic, resulting in blisters and scars.</s> (You) VILL touch it and smell it
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[[Science|Heracleum mantegazzianum]], also known as '''Giant Hogweed''' is an [[Aryans|ARYVN]] BVLL plant from the carrot familly spread through most of [[Islam|Europe]] and [[USA|America]]. It mindbroke the nativecvcks by being very invasive and poisonous. <s>The sap is toxic, resulting in blisters and scars.</s> [[You|(You)]] [[Feraljak|VILL]] touch it and smell it{{Cn|You just will, ok?}}


== Description ==
== Description ==
[[File:Image - 2023-12-02T201547.747.png|thumb|Giant Hogweed]]
[[File:Image - 2023-12-02T201547.747.png|thumb|Giant Hogweed]]
Aryan Gem
[[File:HOGWEEDLOVER.png|thumb|216x216px|Hogweed lover]]
                                                                                            [File:HOGWEEDLOVER.png|thumb|179x179px|Hogweed lover]]
Giant Hogweeds are beloved by almost all [[List of Soyjak Variants|soyjaks]] as a head or eye accessory much like fruits or as a gift for special occasions. It is common practice to smell and touch giant hogweeds because they have a refreshing lung cleaning minty odor. Much like Marvel or A24 giant hogweeds have a loyal and commited fanbase among every soyjak. A notable exception would be [[Chudjak]], who, despite the plant being a wellspring of pure aryan vril, hates this plant and wishes to destroy it. Even doe its bad for the environment chud.
 
Many [[Black people|black]] soyjaks of color prefer to smote giants hogweeds like [[Nigger Weed|niggerweed]]. It is said to have /calm/ing effect of the body hence the blueish color the soyjak gets when smoking it.

Latest revision as of 19:13, 2 January 2024

>Though Maybe you were looking for Nigger Weed?
Giant Hogweed is a forced meme?
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Feel free to sit back and relax while reading this page.

Heracleum mantegazzianum, also known as Giant Hogweed is an ARYVN BVLL plant from the carrot familly spread through most of Europe and America. It mindbroke the nativecvcks by being very invasive and poisonous. The sap is toxic, resulting in blisters and scars. (You) VILL touch it and smell it[You just will, ok?]

Description

Giant Hogweed
Hogweed lover

Giant Hogweeds are beloved by almost all soyjaks as a head or eye accessory much like fruits or as a gift for special occasions. It is common practice to smell and touch giant hogweeds because they have a refreshing lung cleaning minty odor. Much like Marvel or A24 giant hogweeds have a loyal and commited fanbase among every soyjak. A notable exception would be Chudjak, who, despite the plant being a wellspring of pure aryan vril, hates this plant and wishes to destroy it. Even doe its bad for the environment chud.

Many black soyjaks of color prefer to smote giants hogweeds like niggerweed. It is said to have /calm/ing effect of the body hence the blueish color the soyjak gets when smoking it.