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| [[File:Swedejak.png|thumb|239x239px|Impish Soyjak Ears.]] | | #REDIRECT [[Impish Soyak Ears]] |
| '''Impish Soyak Ears''', also known as '''The Swede, Swedish Win''', '''Swedish Fail''', '''Swedejak''', and '''Impjak''', is a [[Soyjak]] variant based on an edit of [[Guinness World Record Soyjak]]. He has a shrunken head, a large mouth, a double chin, and various other discrepancies that distinguish him as his own variant. Impish Soyjak Ears dropped to chaotic reception from the [[Soy Community|soyjak community]], and it remains disputed whether it's a win or a fail. Despite often being used to portray [[Sweden|Swedes]], there is zero to no evidence that swedes actually look like this or say this.<ref>snopes told me</ref>
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| Impish Soyjak Ears is [[best known for]] his leading role in the critically acclaimed [[Impjak Adventure|''Impjak Adventure'']] webcomic.
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| == Early Life ==
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| [[File:Impish Soyak evolution.jpg|thumb|The evolution of Impish Soyjak Ears.]]
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| Impish Soyjak Ears played a key role in the labour movement in 1910s Spokane, Washington.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p-0p2e91E8</ref>
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| On April 5th, 2021, he announced his first acting role as the lead character in [[Soyjak.party|Soyjak Party's]] first commerical webcomic, [[Impjak Adventure|''Impjak Adventure'']]. When asked why he auditioned for the role, he told reporters that he "knew the material was gold". He later reprised his role as Impjak for both episodes of ''[[Impjak Adventure#Animated series|Impjak Adventure: The Animated Series]]'', providing both voice and digital mo-cap.
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| During the [[Soyvil War]], Impish Soyjak Ears joined the Swedish faction due to his evolutionary relationship to [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesomejak]]. However, some Impish posters pledged themselves to neutrality due to an unwillingness to fight on the same side as [[Deformed Soyjak]].<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210430015728/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/78114.html</ref>
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| == Relationship with Norway ==
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| [[File:Soy1006.png|thumb|An example of a [[soyduel]] between a Swede and a Norwegian.]]
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| Norwegian posters have been uniformly outspoken in their opposition to Impish Soyjak Ears due to his Swedish ancestry, and as such they generally consider him to be a "Swedish Fail". Norwegians also express serious doubts concerning the veracity of the "Swedish Win" infographic. Like most things in Scandinavia, these grievances are expressed via [[soyduel]].
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| Posting any variation of Impish Soyjak Ears is a criminal offence in the Kingdom of Norway.
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| == Relationship with Pennsylvania ==
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| On July 9th, 2021, Impish Soyjak Ears accepeted an offer by the Pennsylvania Tourism Department to star in a series of poster advertisements.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4702508/#4705423</ref> He later moved to Amish country in a failed attempt to recolonise the area for Sweden.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4755962/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4742624/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4713696/#4713848</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4756961/</ref>
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| On September 4th, 2021, he held a funeral service for [[Tranny|trannyjak]], who had tragically taken her own life by jumping from Impjak's windmill.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4986174/</ref>
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| == Identifying Swedish Wins/Fails ==
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| <gallery>
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| File:AccurateKnowYourSwede.png|The "Swedish Win" infographic.
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| File:KnowYourSwede.png|The "Swedish Fail" infographic.
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| </gallery>
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| == Citations ==
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