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Worst country on earth
Indonesia is yet another third world country from Southeast Asia. With a population of 279 million, they are the fourth most populated country in the world (and the most populated [[Islam|Muslim]] country in the world). Despite their size, they are irrelevant in practically every sense of the word. They're not as common and overbearing as [[China|chinks]], they're not as obnoxious as [[India|pajeets]], and they're not as awesome as [[USA|AmeriGODS]]. There are many far smaller countries that have more of a presence than Indonesia. Here's a quick thought experiment, can you even name three major cities from Indonesia? Yeah, that's what we thought.
 
So what the hell does Indonesia even do? Well, there are a few answers, but none of them paint them in a particularly good light.
 
== Degeneracy ==
 
=== Thugposting ===
Although they're not the inventors of [[Thugshaker|thugposting]], thugs (or in plain English, gay niggers) have taken the country by storm. Indonesia is one of the first countries to embrace this meme, and it's likely that have the highest thug memes per capita in the entire globe. Thugposting is so adored that some Indonesians have came up with their own thug variants like Kakangku and Bunda Rahma, [[Though|although]] all of their own variants are incredibly unfunny and somehow even worse than American thugs like Dreamybull.
 
=== Baby Monkey Torture ===
{{See Also|[[Baby Monkey Torture]]}}
Although Baby Monkey Torture videos are produced in many countries in Southeast Asia, one of the most common nations they are produced in is Indonesia. In fact, Indonesia is where most of the truly fucked up monkey videos are being produced (like the ones where they get their heads drilled in by some dumbass third-worlder).
 
=== 'P ===
On May 1, 2024, a 'teen discovered a hidden [[‘P|child porn]] ring on [[YouTube]]. <ref>https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7061444.html (P.S. If your name is [[Codefag|nudev]] I sincerely hope you get pushed onto an oncoming train. It would be really nice to archive this important thread so people can see the evidence of this happening but NOOOOOO your retarded schizobabble crusade against "MUH HOSTILE IPS" is more important. You are [[Admin 6]]. You are one of the worst things to have ever happened to this site. Almost everything you've added is either completely worthless (thread pagination which doesn't work since when you click on a big thread from the catty it just loads up all the 9000 messages anyway), stupid (infinite pages, that annoying fucking CAPTCHA that makes going outside and using the site a pain, namefagging), or so trivial that anyone could've done it (SWF uploading, threads with IDs). You can't even keep the site online for more than two days without a domain dying or redirecting to some weird Filipino site. [[Angeleno]] was twice the coder you are and we didn't know how good we had it with him. I fucking hate you. I hope you die, and I know I'm not alone in this.</ref> The gist of it was pretty simple, there would be YouTube channels that uploaded gameplay (usually from shitty phone games or other goyslop like League of Legends) that used cropped 'p somewhere in the thumbnail (sometimes the thumbnail will have the 'p link, but some characters will be replaced with leet). In the description you would find a MediaFire link that would let you download the 'p. Another method of sharing 'p is to give a link in the comments to a site that's disguised as a simple spam news site. The most infamous method is to give a link to a file hidden under a password, but to get the password you have to watch some other shitty video where the characters of the password flash one by one over the course of it. This 'p ring appears to have been active since at least 2022.
 
If you see this type of content, report it to [https://report.iwf.org.uk/id_en/ the IWF], as they are responsible for dealing with CSAM in Indonesia.
 
== References ==
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Revision as of 10:45, 2 May 2024

Indonesia
IAS?IDK probably

Indonesia is yet another third world country from Southeast Asia. With a population of 279 million, they are the fourth most populated country in the world (and the most populated Muslim country in the world). Despite their size, they are irrelevant in practically every sense of the word. They're not as common and overbearing as chinks, they're not as obnoxious as pajeets, and they're not as awesome as AmeriGODS. There are many far smaller countries that have more of a presence than Indonesia. Here's a quick thought experiment, can you even name three major cities from Indonesia? Yeah, that's what we thought.

So what the hell does Indonesia even do? Well, there are a few answers, but none of them paint them in a particularly good light.

Degeneracy

Thugposting

Although they're not the inventors of thugposting, thugs (or in plain English, gay niggers) have taken the country by storm. Indonesia is one of the first countries to embrace this meme, and it's likely that have the highest thug memes per capita in the entire globe. Thugposting is so adored that some Indonesians have came up with their own thug variants like Kakangku and Bunda Rahma, although all of their own variants are incredibly unfunny and somehow even worse than American thugs like Dreamybull.

Baby Monkey Torture

Although Baby Monkey Torture videos are produced in many countries in Southeast Asia, one of the most common nations they are produced in is Indonesia. In fact, Indonesia is where most of the truly fucked up monkey videos are being produced (like the ones where they get their heads drilled in by some dumbass third-worlder).

'P

On May 1, 2024, a 'teen discovered a hidden child porn ring on YouTube. [1] The gist of it was pretty simple, there would be YouTube channels that uploaded gameplay (usually from shitty phone games or other goyslop like League of Legends) that used cropped 'p somewhere in the thumbnail (sometimes the thumbnail will have the 'p link, but some characters will be replaced with leet). In the description you would find a MediaFire link that would let you download the 'p. Another method of sharing 'p is to give a link in the comments to a site that's disguised as a simple spam news site. The most infamous method is to give a link to a file hidden under a password, but to get the password you have to watch some other shitty video where the characters of the password flash one by one over the course of it. This 'p ring appears to have been active since at least 2022.

If you see this type of content, report it to the IWF, as they are responsible for dealing with CSAM in Indonesia.

References

  1. https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/7061444.html (P.S. If your name is nudev I sincerely hope you get pushed onto an oncoming train. It would be really nice to archive this important thread so people can see the evidence of this happening but NOOOOOO your retarded schizobabble crusade against "MUH HOSTILE IPS" is more important. You are Admin 6. You are one of the worst things to have ever happened to this site. Almost everything you've added is either completely worthless (thread pagination which doesn't work since when you click on a big thread from the catty it just loads up all the 9000 messages anyway), stupid (infinite pages, that annoying fucking CAPTCHA that makes going outside and using the site a pain, namefagging), or so trivial that anyone could've done it (SWF uploading, threads with IDs). You can't even keep the site online for more than two days without a domain dying or redirecting to some weird Filipino site. Angeleno was twice the coder you are and we didn't know how good we had it with him. I fucking hate you. I hope you die, and I know I'm not alone in this.