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India is a third world shithole located in South Asia.

India is the leading exporter of cotton, wool, silk, Facebook predators, YouTube commenters, spelling bee champions, IT technical support representatives, scammers, and curry-scented cologne.

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India in 2023

The Indian

India is populated primarily by a subspecies of Homo sapiens known as Homo sapiens indianus. This subspecies branched off from modern humans around 3,700 - 4,500 years ago and due to being geographically situated between the mighty Himalayan Mountains, the arid deserts of Pakistan, and the treacherous waters of the Indian Ocean, they were able to remain isolated and develop features not found in the normal human.

Indians are really good at counting, and have historically been marketed as a replacement to the battery-consuming electronic calculator. Though the sale of Indians has slowed, high schools and universities are still using Indians to boost their cumulative SAT scores and receive greater financial endowment from the federal government. Indians are far more fertile than the normal human, with one Indian sperm cell being proven to impregnate up to 5 women. Indians are also a subservient subspecies, which is why so many of them work bitch jobs like IT support and why it's so rare for someone like Gandhi to come along and make them stand up for themselves.

Also Indians smell really bad. I am not joking my school has a lot of Indians and they smell like curry and feces.

History

India is one of the oldest civilizations in the world. The Indus Valley Civilization (c. 2500-1900 BCE) was the first civilization in South Asia, known for its cities, trade, and undeciphered writing system. After its decline, various kingdoms and dynasties emerged in different regions of India, such as the Mauryan Empire (c. 321-185 BCE), which unified most of the subcontinent under the rule of the Buddhist emperor Ashoka who promoted peace and tolerance. The Gupta Empire (c. 320-550 CE) is considered the golden age of Indian culture, when art, literature, science, and mathematics flourished. The medieval period saw the rise and fall of many empires and kingdoms, such as the Chola, Chalukya, Rashtrakuta, Pala, Sena, Hoysala, Vijayanagara, Delhi Sultanate, Mughal, Maratha, and Sikh. These dynasties were influenced by various religions, such as Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Islam, Sikhism, and Christianity, and also interacted with foreign traders and invaders, such as the Greeks, Scythians, Kushans, Huns, Arabs, Turks, Mongols, Persians, Portuguese, Dutch, French, and British. The modern period of Indian history began with the advent of European colonization, which led to the establishment of the British Raj (1858-1947), a period of economic exploitation, social reform, and nationalist movement. India gained its independence from Britain in 1947, after a long and violent struggle led by Mahatma Gandhi and other leaders. However, the partition of India into two countries, India and Pakistan, also resulted in communal violence and mass migration. Since then, India has faced many challenges and achievements, such as wars, famines, democracy, development, diversity, and globalization. Today, India is the world’s largest democracy, the most populous country, and one of the fastest-growing economies.

Sports

Indians are notably very unathletic. Despite having a population pool of over 1.2 billion people, India won a total of ZERO medals (bronze, silver, or gold) at the 2022 Olympic Games, I shit you not. India has also never competed in the World Cup, but did actually qualify once back in 1950 but that was only because all of the other teams from Asia withdrew.

Admittedly, India's most popular sport by a large margin is cricket. Since this sport is only played by a handful of former UK territories and because India's population is so large you would think that this is something that they dominate in, right? Wrong. India has only won the ODI Cricket World Cup twice, the T20 World Cup twice, and have never won the World Test Championship.

"Take the poo to the loo"

A world map showing where public defecation is common

It is common practice in India to defecate outdoors rather than in a toilet. Selfish little fucks from the United Nations who can't let people enjoy things have tried convincing these Indians that shitting outside is not wise and its bad for the environment and it spreads diseases and is disgusting but some people just never learn.

Unicef really made a music video for this KEEEEEK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk

The Future of The Indian

No one truly knows what the future has in store for the Indian. One thing's for certain though: they're not going to fuck off anytime soon.