The Soyble

The Soyble is a growing collection of teachings, proverbs, and prophesies written by 'teens.

Notable figures

• Soot, the father
• Kuz, the follower
• Doll, the just and beloved
• lute, the disbeliever, creator of jakparty.soy
• Admin_6, the Anti Soot, although not yet appeared he is rumored to be Max
• The Swede, venerated prophet and artist, author of The Swedecus and The Soyaki [sic] Portfolio
• Captain Coal the disorderly
• Angeleno, the archivist and librarian, he helped scribe the words of Soot onto the Soyble.
• CeceFem one of the many agents of evil of Admin 6, he is best known for his worshipping of the BBC and spamming 'P

A few verses

As for you soyteen, there will be day when the blood will flow more than soylent, the brim and coal will stack higher than headquarters of Kolyma Network, and he who is banned won't be mourned as much he used to be a gem. - Soysclepius 21-29

For when coal outweighs gems by the thousands, for when porn and 'p become frequent, for when immigrants start replacing the native soy population, for when Sootists, Kuzists and Dollists start allying, he will reveal himself to the great public. Beware of the Admin with the name starting with an M, for he will be the one to post Poopson. - Swedecus 20

The value of a single gemerald outweighs a thousand coals. Therefore, when the 'log is coaly, throw not your hands in the air and yell "IT'S OVER", but rather get to work on the next gem. - Soyverbs 1-20

As for you TND envyists, if your heart is wavering, do not fret, as the Newtonian, Lagrangian and Hamiltonian will open to you. -Swedecus 7

The forced coals are the signs and marks of the Admin 6, to the point they will be forced upon every 'teen to be tattoo'd on, when the 4 years of admin 6 ownership ends, the great soypture will commence.

It is easier for a plus-sized black trans queen to go through the eye of a needle than for a poster of brimstone to enter the kingdom of Soot - Nate 18:25

FROM THE DARKEST, BLEAKEST AND MOST DISGUSTING DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL, WHEN THE COALIEST BRIMSTONE INUNDATES THE 'LOG, JUST WHEN ALL 'TEENS RISE THEIR ARMS AND PROCLAIM "IT'S OVER". THEN SHALL THE BRIGHTEST, SHINIEST, SPARKLING, PARTY SAVING GEMERALD RISE AND SAVE US ALL. BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL

What you need is my Soyjak, Kuzjak. What you can find beyond the powers of my Soyjak is where you need to go in order to find TND. What you need is a trustworthy poster. He must be someone capable of controlling his own desires. He must be someone who is not interested in BBC/BWC wars, money, or making chuddies seethe, and who chooses the will of Soot before the law of Jannies.

Will I, Kuz, be able to meet someone like this one day?

What I also need is the lives of more than 36 coalposters, because those who have sinned harbor strong gemmy power within.

There are 14 phrases that one must keep in mind:

Newtonian, Nintendo Switch, Gemerald, Lagrangian, Nintendo Switch, Swedish Win, Nintendo Switch, Hamiltonian, QA, Though, HWABAG, Nintendo Switch, Hamiltonian, Soylent

I'll engrave these words onto my Soyjak so I won't forget them. What is most necessary is "courage"; I must have the courage to destroy my Soyjak momentarily. As it disintegrates, my Soyjak will absorb the souls of the 36 coalposters and will give birth to something utterly new.

Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 phrases that my trusted poster will utter...This poster will trust me and I will become his Little Buddy.

Lastly, I need an appropriate thread. On the /soy/ board, the Ϫ² GET...

Go there and wait for the New Jak...that's when TND will come. -Kuzism, psalm 3Ϫ