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== Presence on the sharty ==
== Presence on the sharty ==
Due to a many factors polish population on the sharty decreased significantly. (You) will most likely encounter poles on /[[Pol/|Pol]] or [[int/]].
Poland is some literal who faggot country in the middle of eastern europe or whatever, that as of late 2023 became a common subject of discussuion on the sharty. The niggers of the north, though poles may be white, thats where their similarities with [[Aryans|respectable folk]] end. Being honorary niggers, they are clinically retarded which shows in their countless misadventures
== Poles in sharty culture==
 
[[Soycraft|Creation of Silesia on soycraft]]
== Appearence ==
[[Mallorcan pole|Mallorcan pole ]][[Self-insert syndrome|plier self inseter]] travelling tru Mallorca
[[File:1700518028216.png|thumb|306x306px|The polish phenotype]]
Pool: a int namefag
Poles are, regretably, white. Accompanied with bulging blue eyes, missaligned buckteeth, and giant ears, they are quite something to behold to the virgin gaze.
 
== Behavior ==
[[File:Toilet plunger.jpg|thumb|A toilet plunger, the pole's weapon of choice. These often serve as family heirlooms, passed from father to son and so on, so must be very durable and high quality.]]
Poles act like niggers generally. This means they are rambunctious, impulsive, and emotionally oriented, but suprisingly not nearly as violent as their brothers from below. However, if something grave is to happen to a chicken, they will quickly abandon their peaceful nature and protect said chicken at all costs, often employing their weapon of choice, a toilet plunger. Their urge to protect their hens is reasonable, as chickens are their natural mates. All poles are born male, and hatch from chicken eggs as nymphs that strongly resemble adult poles. They grow rather quickly, often maturing as fast as a chicken would. Science believes that this explains their low intelegence quota.
 
== Beavers ==
[[File:1698689273274.mp4|thumb|A typical polish interraction with a beaver]]
A pole fears and reveres nothing more than the [[wikipedia:Eurasian_beaver|Eurasian Beaver (Castor fiber)]]. When encountered by a beaver, the pole will spontaneously burst into a fit of laughter and explicatives. This is not to say they are not wary around such animals, as they are, to an abnormal degree, going into a panic if faced with any agression from the beavers, that they regardlessly chase and harass until the beaver escapes or the pole is discouraged by a violent reaction.

Revision as of 06:38, 11 December 2023

The year is 2045. Poland lives under RUSSIAN RULE. All polish males are sissified. Polish girls live to serve RUSSIAN KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to eastern europes RUSSKIY MIR.

Sobot remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of NEW MOSKVA, where he hides his beautiful blonde step-sister, Aleksandra, from the clutches of the brutal MVSCOVITE army.

As musclebound Russian soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile polish women, sobot will stop at nothing to protect sweet Aleksandra's purity. With his dark hair, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, sobot gives his tender polish body to a gang of pitiless RVSSIAN soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy sobot prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme sissy fetishist Yuri Kuznetsov presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The RUSSIAN KINGS have their way with sobot's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of THE RUSSIAN ARMY in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of RUSSKIY MIR, the first book in Kuznetsov's brand new series...


>even doe sobot is a british muzzie

Presence on the sharty

Poland is some literal who faggot country in the middle of eastern europe or whatever, that as of late 2023 became a common subject of discussuion on the sharty. The niggers of the north, though poles may be white, thats where their similarities with respectable folk end. Being honorary niggers, they are clinically retarded which shows in their countless misadventures

Appearence

The polish phenotype

Poles are, regretably, white. Accompanied with bulging blue eyes, missaligned buckteeth, and giant ears, they are quite something to behold to the virgin gaze.

Behavior

A toilet plunger, the pole's weapon of choice. These often serve as family heirlooms, passed from father to son and so on, so must be very durable and high quality.

Poles act like niggers generally. This means they are rambunctious, impulsive, and emotionally oriented, but suprisingly not nearly as violent as their brothers from below. However, if something grave is to happen to a chicken, they will quickly abandon their peaceful nature and protect said chicken at all costs, often employing their weapon of choice, a toilet plunger. Their urge to protect their hens is reasonable, as chickens are their natural mates. All poles are born male, and hatch from chicken eggs as nymphs that strongly resemble adult poles. They grow rather quickly, often maturing as fast as a chicken would. Science believes that this explains their low intelegence quota.

Beavers

A typical polish interraction with a beaver

A pole fears and reveres nothing more than the Eurasian Beaver (Castor fiber). When encountered by a beaver, the pole will spontaneously burst into a fit of laughter and explicatives. This is not to say they are not wary around such animals, as they are, to an abnormal degree, going into a panic if faced with any agression from the beavers, that they regardlessly chase and harass until the beaver escapes or the pole is discouraged by a violent reaction.