Poland

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Poland is a Europeon country where they farm wheat and breed gopniks or something. Best known for being the birthplace of some the most dedicated and skilled toilet cleaners in the EU.

Polish Civil War

A Polish "Person"

After the Elections of 2023 with PO being Major and getting more Power in the Polish Sejm, but in around 2025 they had gone to their old roots of selling the country which increased inflation, joblessness and when riots started to rise up it was brutally put down by the Riot Police with tear gas and rubber bullets. People began to pissed because of this, because of this organized Anti PO movements started to rise up, these being more in favor of the ARS and Konfederacja in power. Warsaw was a fighting ground with a Skinhead Paramilitary deployed by the NOP/ONR against Tusk's Police with the Konfederacja providing financial support. This kind of fighting grow worse and worse until the military started to get involved since the Skinhead's started to get hands on more then just bats and fists. Soon, Tusk placed the country into a state of emergency and canceled all elections, due to the fighting spreading more and more around the country this enraged the Polish people knowing they will have to fight. As the Military clamped down on any associations with any of the Skinhead movements, the Konfederacja was found to be supporting them financially, this forced them into hiding meaning that the financial support dropped down by a lot. But the Skinheads never gave up and started to used improvised weapons like blot-action pistols and Guerilla Warfare to combat the quantity of the Military. Tusk started to get more and more paranoid as the Violence and anti PO action grew in the streets, soon he declared Poland a one party state, meaning no other parties could come into Power, this seriously pissed off the Polish people, even the Military since PO isn't focused on Military expansion. After Years of fighting, now it being 2029, the Military started to betray Tusk due to Tusk not having much interest in investing into army meaning they wont be better paid or get better equipment so some Military squads started to associate and even join the skinhead paramilitary. This helped a lot in the fighting against Tusk, with Tusk being more betrayed now, he was starting to go insane. Tusk didn't know what to do but hope it all goes well, but in the end, it went the opposite way, with more people turning to the ARS, Konfederacja and Nationalist skinheads the PO was struggling. On August 30th 2035 the Skinheads emerged from the rubble of Warsaw, ready to take out whatever was in their way, at the same time, Tusk was in his office knowing the some of the Military turned away from him. That day Tusk committed Suicide, the Skinheads burst into his office to see a corpse on him still sitting in his chair but his head on the desk, it was the end of the war.

Aftermath of the War

So then shit NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT and then bla bla and then BIG LITHVANIAN BVLLS capture Warsaw heralding the age of the Lithuanian New World Order™...

The year is 2045. Poland lives under LITHUANIAN RULE. All polish males are sissified. Polish girls live to serve LITHUANIAN DVKES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Lenkija.

Sobot remembers life before the war – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of NEW VILNIUS, where he hides his beautiful blonde step-sister, Aleksandra, from the clutches of the brutal LITHVANIAN army.

As musclebound Baltic soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile polish women, sobot will stop at nothing to protect sweet Aleksandra's purity. With his dark hair, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, sobot gives his tender polish body to a gang of pitiless LITHVARYAN soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy sobot prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.


This is the story of Sobot and his home - Nu-Poland, Lenkija.