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[[File:SoyWojak.png|thumb|248x248px|'''SCP-59Ϫ5''' (non anomalous)]] | [[File:SoyWojak.png|thumb|248x248px|'''SCP-59Ϫ5''' (non anomalous)]] | ||
'''Special Containment Procedures:''' As of Feburary 2022, SCP-59Ϫ5 is considered uncontainable. Management of SCP-59Ϫ5 is the only remaining option. Foundation agents are to infiltrate the janitoral staff of the message board [[4chan|4Channel]] whereupon agents are to remove all instances of SCP-59Ϫ5 and issue a 'nishment plea to the poster. The boards of highest priority for infiltration are /bant/ – International/Random, /g/ – Technology, and /a/ – Anime & Manga. If possible, 'nishments are to be followed up in real life by MTF Rho-1 ("The Professors"), disgused as [[CIA|CIA agents]], who are to track down the physical address of these posters and neutralize them under the guise of plotting a terrorist attack. | '''Special Containment Procedures:''' As of Feburary 2022, SCP-59Ϫ5 is considered uncontainable. Management of SCP-59Ϫ5 is the only remaining option. Foundation agents are to infiltrate the janitoral staff of the message board [[4chan|4Channel]] whereupon agents are to remove all instances of SCP-59Ϫ5 and issue a 'nishment plea to the poster. The boards of highest priority for infiltration are /bant/ – International/Random, /g/ – Technology, and /a/ – Anime & Manga. If possible, 'nishments are to be followed up in real life by MTF Rho-1 ("The Professors"), disgused as [[CIA|CIA agents]], who are to track down the physical address of these posters and neutralize them under the guise of plotting a terrorist attack. | ||
Revision as of 16:14, 28 December 2023
Item#: SCP-59Ϫ5
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: As of Feburary 2022, SCP-59Ϫ5 is considered uncontainable. Management of SCP-59Ϫ5 is the only remaining option. Foundation agents are to infiltrate the janitoral staff of the message board 4Channel whereupon agents are to remove all instances of SCP-59Ϫ5 and issue a 'nishment plea to the poster. The boards of highest priority for infiltration are /bant/ – International/Random, /g/ – Technology, and /a/ – Anime & Manga. If possible, 'nishments are to be followed up in real life by MTF Rho-1 ("The Professors"), disgused as CIA agents, who are to track down the physical address of these posters and neutralize them under the guise of plotting a terrorist attack.