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[[File:Jason Leisemann furfag proof.jpg|thumb|Undeniable proof that Jason is indeed a furfag]] | [[File:Jason Leisemann furfag proof.jpg|thumb|Undeniable proof that Jason is indeed a furfag]] | ||
Jason Leisemann is a fat furry faggot with a neckbeard, he also likes to play board games, nobody except for me and a maybe a few other neckbeards know about him, also, you shouldn't delete this article, because he can technically be considered a soyjak, i will explain why in the second paragraph | Jason Leisemann is a fat furry faggot with a neckbeard, he also likes to play board games, nobody except for me and a maybe a few other neckbeards know about him, also, you shouldn't delete this article, because he can technically be considered a soyjak, i will explain why in the second paragraph | ||
according the the wayback machine, the earliest archive of Jason Leisemann's furholt page dates back to february 16 2003, the page has possibly existed even earlier than that, this means that he is an [[oldfag|oldfag]], if he was regularly browsing 4cuck at that time (very unlikely since he probably only consooms board games and furry porn and doesn't care about the tranime incel website), he would have been considered an oldfag on the 'cuck, he even looks like an average oldfag (fat neckbeard obsessed with furry shit and autistic garbage like board games) | according the the wayback machine, the earliest archive of Jason Leisemann's furholt page dates back to february 16 2003, the page has possibly existed even earlier than that, this means that he is an [[oldfag|oldfag]], if he was regularly browsing 4cuck at that time (very unlikely since he probably only consooms board games and furry porn and doesn't care about the tranime incel website), he would have been considered an oldfag on the 'cuck, he even looks like an average oldfag (fat neckbeard obsessed with furry shit and autistic garbage like board games) | ||
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Jason Leisemann is a fat furry faggot with a neckbeard, he also likes to play board games, nobody except for me and a maybe a few other neckbeards know about him, also, you shouldn't delete this article, because he can technically be considered a soyjak, i will explain why in the second paragraph
according the the wayback machine, the earliest archive of Jason Leisemann's furholt page dates back to february 16 2003, the page has possibly existed even earlier than that, this means that he is an oldfag, if he was regularly browsing 4cuck at that time (very unlikely since he probably only consooms board games and furry porn and doesn't care about the tranime incel website), he would have been considered an oldfag on the 'cuck, he even looks like an average oldfag (fat neckbeard obsessed with furry shit and autistic garbage like board games)
Discovery
i was looking at some ancient web 1.0 geocities-esque websites, mostly furry shit (don't ask why, chud), and i found a website called furholt.net, i honestly do not remember how i found it, but it's some ancient and super obscure furry website that hasn't been touched in many years, i didn't think much about it untill i realized that there were actual semi-hidden user pages on there, including Jason's page, (SOVRSE: https://web.archive.org/web/20221205121936/http://www.furholt.net/jason/) there were some other pages, i also saw some italian furry on there, and some weird boomer, but i won't talk about those cause they aren't relevant, also furholt.net has shutdown since likely the beginning of 2024 (probably cause they ran out of money to pay for the website, the owner probably has long forgotten about the site or has died IRL) and they likely will never reopen the website because nobody has used it in over a decade
Status as a Soyjak
here are a few reasons on why i believe Jason Leisemann is IAS
- he is fat
- he wears glasses
- he has a neckbeard (not stubble but close enough)
- he's gay (SOVRSE: https://startplaying.games/gm/jkwleisemann)
- he plays board games and shit (which is soy i guess) and he has been doing it for 30 FUCKING YEARS and has hosted over 104 games (SOVRSE: https://startplaying.games/gm/jkwleisemann)
- he uses discord (SOVRSE: https://startplaying.games/gm/jkwleisemann) (scroll to the bottom of the page and look at the "Game platforms used" section)
the only thing missing is an open mouth, but that's fine
FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT MAKE A LEISEMANNJAK RIGHT FUCKING NOW
