The Soyble
The Soyble is a growing collection of teachings, proverbs, and prophesies written by 'teens[1].
Notable figures
- Soot, the father
- Kuz, the follower
- Doll, the just and beloved
- lute, the disbeliever, creator of jakparty.soy
- Admin_6, the Anti Soot, although not yet appeared he is rumored to be Max
- The Swede, venerated prophet and artist, author of The Swedecus and The Soyaki [sic] Portfolio
- Captain Coal the disorderly
- Angeleno, the archivist and librarian, he helped scribe the words of Soot onto the Soyble.
- CeceFem one of the many agents of evil of Admin 6, he is best known for his worshipping of the BBC and spamming 'P
A few verses
As for you soyteen, there will be day when the blood will flow more than soylent, the brim and coal will stack higher than headquarters of Kolyma Network, and he who is banned won't be mourned as much he used to be a gem. - Soysclepius 21-29. [2]
For when coal outweighs gems by the thousands, for when porn and 'p become frequent, for when immigrants start replacing the native soy population, for when Sootists, Kuzists and Dollists start allying, he will reveal himself to the great public. Beware of the Admin with the name starting with an M, for he will be the one to post Poopson. - Swedecus 20
The value of a single gemerald outweighs a thousand coals. Therefore, when the 'log is coaly, throw not your hands in the air and yell "IT'S OVER", but rather get to work on the next gem. - Soyverbs 1-20[3]
As for you TND envyists, if your heart is wavering, do not fret, as the Newtonian, Lagrangian and Hamiltonian will open to you. -Swedecus 7
The forced coals are the signs and marks of the Admin 6, to the point they will be forced upon every 'teen to be tattoo'd on, when the 4 years of admin 6 ownership ends, the great soypture will commence. [4]
It is easier for a plus-sized black trans queen to go through the eye of a needle than for a poster of brimstone to enter the kingdom of Soot - Nate 18:25
FROM THE DARKEST, BLEAKEST AND MOST DISGUSTING DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL, WHEN THE COALIEST BRIMSTONE INUNDATES THE 'LOG, JUST WHEN ALL 'TEENS RISE THEIR ARMS AND PROCLAIM "IT'S OVER". THEN SHALL THE BRIGHTEST, SHINIEST, SPARKLING, PARTY SAVING GEMERALD RISE AND SAVE US ALL. BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL
