Aryans

The Aryans were a group of gypsie-like brown people from Siberia and Central asia Europeans from the Pontic Steppe that raped some white Indian people a thousand years ago that now like to LARP as them even though they derive less than a sixth of their ancestry from them, look nothing like them and practice a completely different culture (one that comes from the middle east albeit) than theirs (which is more similar to Britons).

The newly uniformed German empire (yeah you heard it, Germany was never a thing) needed some history for larping reasons thus some German philosophers and linguistic created all the "muh Aryans" who lived in bumfuck nowhere based on some loose relationship between European languages and iranian ones. (a gorillion years of war with iran had seemingly no cultural impact)

Aryan may also be used as a based/gem analogue similar to Movie or Keyed.

Actually Iranians are the real Aryans

This Aryan may be the first Chud in human history. Indians will use him as proof Aryans were brown, even though his skin colour is clearly not that of human shit and feces like theirs is.

Civilization and Technology

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  Advanced Aryan technology

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  Sophisticated Aryan art

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  Advanced Aryan civilization

The Aryans invade India. c. 1500 BC