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[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical BBC theory, 2021 ]]'''Critical BBC Theory (CBBCT)''' is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the superiority of Big Black Cock (BBC.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chudcels who forgot to take their meds, CBBCT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com,  there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CBBCT indoctrination is actually happening.  
[[File:Billy mays.png|thumb|Billy holding soyjak]]
Billy Mays Copypasta features the TV sales-man actor Billy Mays giving you one of the first most popular soyjak collections ready to be downloaded. The MEGA link is no longer available.


== Overview ==
It was first seen<ref>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/126118018/#126121721</ref> in December 2019 on the [[/tv/]] board
Even if CBBCT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CBBCT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CBBCT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CBBCT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CBBCT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.


If CBBCT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CBBCT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.
 
 
 
 
 
 
== The Copypasta ==
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION! THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO GET REPLIES TO YOUR THREAD.
 
<nowiki>https://mega.nz/#!x0oXVCSJ!wo0vbPFrnky4IbI1KjbdEYMXr1SS2lhhYc0LduNaiSo</nowiki>
 
4CHAN USED TO NOT BE FULL OF IDIOTS WHO LOOK FOR CARTOON DRAWINGS TO BE UPSET ABOUT IN ORDER TO VALIDATE THEMSELVES. NOT ANYMORE. SO TAKE ADVANTAGE WITH THE SOIJAK COLLECTION OF OVER 400 ASSORTED SOIJAKS! WATCH- THIS THREAD WASN'T GETTING ANY ATTENTION. NOW, I MADE THE EXACT SAME THREAD BUT WITH A SOIBOY WOJAK. NOT ONLY DOES IT MAKE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE, IT STAYS THERE. UNTIL BUMP LIMIT! AMAZING!
 
THE SECRET, IS THE PATENTED FUNPOSTING™ TECHNOLOGY, THAT IMMEDIATELY ACTIVATES THE ALMONDS OF ALL REDDIT USERS BROWSING THE BOARD, CAUSING THEM TO SEETHE AND DILATE RIGHT IN YOUR THREAD.
 
BUT WAIT- IF YOU READ TO THE END OF THIS POST- I'LL THROW IN THE IMAGE MD5 CHANGER ABSOLUTELY FREE! BYPASS THOSE PESKY FILTERS WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON. JUST DOWNLOAD, SELECT ALL THE SOIJAKS, PRESS THE BUTTON. IT'S THAT EASY
 
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BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! THE SOIJAK COLLECTION ALSO FEATURES BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN GUYS AND CONSOOMERS, PLUS SEVERAL EDITS WITH PLENTY OF TEMPLATES THAT YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE BOARD CAN ENJOY.
 
BUT I'M STILL NOT DONE! DOWNLOAD TODAY AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER! BYPASS EVEN THE MOST THOROUGH FILTERS WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON. 20,000 LINE LONG FILENAME FILTERS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER! A FEW CLICKS, YOU'RE BACK TO FUNPOSTING
 
<nowiki>https://sourceforge.net/projects/fnamerandomizer/</nowiki>
 
YOU GET IT ALL- THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION OF OVER 400 SOIJAKS, THE BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN GUYS, THE CONSOOMERS, THE IMAGE MD5 CHANGER, THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER. AND IT'S ALL COMPLETELY FREE. SO DOWNLOAD WITHIN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES BEFORE JANNY DELETES THIS THREAD AND START FUNPOSTING. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, AND EVERY (YOU) TO GAIN
 
<nowiki>https://mega.nz/#!x0oXVCSJ!wo0vbPFrnky4IbI1KjbdEYMXr1SS2lhhYc0LduNaiSo</nowiki>

Revision as of 22:54, 24 March 2022

Billy holding soyjak

Billy Mays Copypasta features the TV sales-man actor Billy Mays giving you one of the first most popular soyjak collections ready to be downloaded. The MEGA link is no longer available.

It was first seen[1] in December 2019 on the /tv/ board




The Copypasta

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION! THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO GET REPLIES TO YOUR THREAD.

https://mega.nz/#!x0oXVCSJ!wo0vbPFrnky4IbI1KjbdEYMXr1SS2lhhYc0LduNaiSo

4CHAN USED TO NOT BE FULL OF IDIOTS WHO LOOK FOR CARTOON DRAWINGS TO BE UPSET ABOUT IN ORDER TO VALIDATE THEMSELVES. NOT ANYMORE. SO TAKE ADVANTAGE WITH THE SOIJAK COLLECTION OF OVER 400 ASSORTED SOIJAKS! WATCH- THIS THREAD WASN'T GETTING ANY ATTENTION. NOW, I MADE THE EXACT SAME THREAD BUT WITH A SOIBOY WOJAK. NOT ONLY DOES IT MAKE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE, IT STAYS THERE. UNTIL BUMP LIMIT! AMAZING!

THE SECRET, IS THE PATENTED FUNPOSTING™ TECHNOLOGY, THAT IMMEDIATELY ACTIVATES THE ALMONDS OF ALL REDDIT USERS BROWSING THE BOARD, CAUSING THEM TO SEETHE AND DILATE RIGHT IN YOUR THREAD.

BUT WAIT- IF YOU READ TO THE END OF THIS POST- I'LL THROW IN THE IMAGE MD5 CHANGER ABSOLUTELY FREE! BYPASS THOSE PESKY FILTERS WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON. JUST DOWNLOAD, SELECT ALL THE SOIJAKS, PRESS THE BUTTON. IT'S THAT EASY

http://imristo.com/hash-manager-change-the-hash-of-any-file/

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! THE SOIJAK COLLECTION ALSO FEATURES BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN GUYS AND CONSOOMERS, PLUS SEVERAL EDITS WITH PLENTY OF TEMPLATES THAT YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE BOARD CAN ENJOY.

BUT I'M STILL NOT DONE! DOWNLOAD TODAY AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER! BYPASS EVEN THE MOST THOROUGH FILTERS WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON. 20,000 LINE LONG FILENAME FILTERS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER! A FEW CLICKS, YOU'RE BACK TO FUNPOSTING

https://sourceforge.net/projects/fnamerandomizer/

YOU GET IT ALL- THE SOIBOY WOJAK COLLECTION OF OVER 400 SOIJAKS, THE BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN GUYS, THE CONSOOMERS, THE IMAGE MD5 CHANGER, THE FILENAME RANDOMIZER. AND IT'S ALL COMPLETELY FREE. SO DOWNLOAD WITHIN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES BEFORE JANNY DELETES THIS THREAD AND START FUNPOSTING. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, AND EVERY (YOU) TO GAIN

https://mega.nz/#!x0oXVCSJ!wo0vbPFrnky4IbI1KjbdEYMXr1SS2lhhYc0LduNaiSo

  1. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/126118018/#126121721
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