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| [[File:Cockroach.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A delicious, eco-friendly protein source.]] | | #redirect [[Soot]] |
| '''Bugs''' are one of [[Soyjak]]'s favourite foods. Aside from eating bugs themselves, soyjaks often encourage others to eat bugs. The most aggressive bug-eating promoter is [[Eat The Bugs Soyjak]].
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| Bugs are an [[Contour_integration|integral]] part of the [[Fourth Industrial Revolution]], where they are proposed as a replacement for meat. They are a natural, well-established food source; like soy, Asians have been eating bugs for years and are no weaker or less masculine than anyone else. In fact you may have already consumed sea bugs before.
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| [[File:Soyjak bugs gif.gif|510px|frameless|bottom]]
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| == Fun Facts About Bugs ==
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| * They are delicious AND nutritious .
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| * They taste JUST like chicken.
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| * They are MUCH better for the environment.
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| * They CAN be made into tasty burgers.
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| * They will NOT lay eggs in your brain and turn you into a puppet for the elites. This is an unsubstantiated rumor.
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| [[Category:Fourth Industrial Revolution]]
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| [[Category:Soyical Arts]]
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Revision as of 03:17, 9 October 2023