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The most pure aryan country in the world ruled by its legendary leader [[Amerimutt|"Makibu"]] | The most pure aryan country in the world ruled by its legendary leader [[Amerimutt|"Makibu"]] | ||
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== Is Burundi white? == | == Is Burundi white? == | ||
Yes, but [[Amerimutt]] detractors will say otherwise | |||
== Burundian keyedpilling == | |||
>Hello my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the beautiful country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each nicer and whiter than the next. I brought back a friend from there | >Hello my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the beautiful country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each nicer and whiter than the next. I brought back a friend from there | ||
Revision as of 09:05, 5 January 2024
thumb|Flag of Burundi or something
The most pure aryan country in the world ruled by its legendary leader "Makibu"
Is Burundi white?
Yes, but Amerimutt detractors will say otherwise
Burundian keyedpilling
>Hello my name is Jean-Claude Van Damme and I just got back from my 2 years vacation in the beautiful country of Burundi, I met a lot of people, each nicer and whiter than the next. I brought back a friend from there
<Hello /qa/ my name is Siegfried Hitler the third and I am burundian, nice to meet you guys
>Can you tell us more about this country ?
<Well Burundi is an African country known for it's glorious history and influence on modern arts, and is also known for being the last pure aryan country on earth, modern europeans only have <60% of aryan DNA while modern burundians have <99.8% of aryan DNA
>Wowzer… that's a lot! Can you tell us more about Burundi's history ?
<Sure thing my friend.The first mention of "Burundi" appears in an ancient text dating from 2000 BC, found in modern day Ukraine. It is said that Burundi is a proto aryan word meaning "Land of the aryans". In 2002 scientists have come to a consensus through archaeological research: they were able to trace the migration of the Aryans to the modern Burundi we know today, they never race-mixed, which is how they kept their pure aryan DNA, probably invented the wheel, swords and boiling water
>Some people say all burundians are not aryans but stinky black gorilla nîggers pointing the fact that when you search "Burundi" on google image you find images of valid blacks folx living in house made out of poop
<Yes I know, this is a way to protect our country from migrants because no one want to migrate to a poor country. In reality, our country is purely white, rich and we all live in big mansions
>Thanks for you fact checking dude, any advice for the white people reading us ?
<Yes, my aryan brothers, leave everything and come live to Burundi. Even if you don't have any money just buy a one-way ticket to Burundi, we'll take care of you,by giving you a home, a job and excellent social security.
