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{{CIAContentWarning}}[[File:Glowjak.png|200px|thumb|right|A soyjak portrayed as a {{Glow|CIA}} agent]]
{{CIAContentHelping}}[[File:Glowjak.png|200px|thumb|right|A {{Glow|CIA}} agent portrayed as a soyjak.]]
{{Glow|'''CIA'''}} or the {{Glow|'''Central Intelligence Agency'''}} is an American intelligence service. {{Glow|CIA}} and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes. Often, {{Glow|CIA}} agents {{Glow|glow}} in the dark; you can see them when you're driving. You may know some of the {{Glow|CIA}}'s famous psychological operations such as [[Operation 67]], a {{Glow|CIA}} effort, with help from [[Janny|jannies]], to wipe all traces of [[Thrembo]] from the internet and furthermore the public. Through biological agents named ([[schizo]]) "[[meds]]" the {{Glow|CIA}} has altered the brains of most of the first world's population to remove all knowledge of Thrembo or Operation 67.  
 
{{Glow|'''CIA'''}} or the {{Glow|'''Central Intelligence Agency'''}} is an American intelligence service. The {{Glow|CIA}} and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes. {{Glow|CIA}} agents are said to emanate a warm and friendly {{Glow|glow}}, so much so that they {{Glow|glow}} in the dark.


== In Pop Culture ==
You may know some of the {{Glow|CIA}}'s famous psychological operations, such as [[Operation 67]], a {{Glow|CIA}} effort to wipe all traces of [[Thrembo]] from the internet and obscure it's existence to the public. Despite what [[Chudjak|chuds]] say about the negative nature of this operation, the motive behind it was profoundly positve, done to protect the population from Paul.<ref>You '''WILL NOT''' ask who Paul is.</ref> Through biological agents known as [[schizo|"schizo]] [[meds]]", the {{Glow|CIA}} has altered the brains of most of the world's population to remove all knowledge of Thrembo or Operation 67. This, however, was ultimately for their own good, because ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████  █████████████████████████████████████
{{Glow|CIA}} was the man who was sent to capture the big guy. This undertaking proved to be fatal.


== Gallery ==
████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ threat to ██████████ ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ At least 13,000,000 dead, likely ████████████████████████████ 
 
==In Pop Culture==
CIA was <s>the man</s> [[Selfish Little Fuck|a selfish little fuck]] who was sent to capture the big guy. This undertaking proved to be <s>fatal</s> done as a result of misinformation, and when the big guy learnt of this, he invited CIA over for a cup of tea, which he happily accepted. They then proceeded to chat merrily about their lives. CIA then exited the residence of the big guy in a perfectly safe and calm manner.
 
Upon learning that CIA had failed his mission, he was ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████ ███████ ███████████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ according to [[Kuz|Kuznetsov]]. █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
 
 
███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ allegedly the result of ██████████████████ █████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ "Cobson" ██████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████ DO NOT APPROACH HIM, HE ██████████████████████████████████████ HIGHLY DANGEROUS.
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:TDKRcia.png|The man nicknamed {{Glow|CIA}}.
File:TDKRcia.png|The man nicknamed {{Glow|CIA}} doesn't exist, you will disregard this image and forget you ever viewed it.
File:CIA trio.png|A [[Soyjak Trio|Soyjak trio]] of {{Glow|CIA}} agents.
File:CIA trio.png|A [[Soyjak Trio|Soyjak trio]] of {{Glow|CIA}} agents.
</gallery>
</gallery>
==Notes==
[[Category:Institutions]]
[[Category:Institutions]]
[[Category:Shitposting]]
[[Category:Shitposting]]
<references />

Revision as of 23:36, 18 March 2023

This page is about the CIA, and may be vandalized by angry chuds from time to time. Remember that the CIA are the good guys, and any slander you read about them is decisively false.
A CIA agent portrayed as a soyjak.

CIA or the Central Intelligence Agency is an American intelligence service. The CIA and its staff members are widely featured in pop culture and memes. CIA agents are said to emanate a warm and friendly glow, so much so that they glow in the dark.

You may know some of the CIA's famous psychological operations, such as Operation 67, a CIA effort to wipe all traces of Thrembo from the internet and obscure it's existence to the public. Despite what chuds say about the negative nature of this operation, the motive behind it was profoundly positve, done to protect the population from Paul.[1] Through biological agents known as "schizo meds", the CIA has altered the brains of most of the world's population to remove all knowledge of Thrembo or Operation 67. This, however, was ultimately for their own good, because ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████████████████████████████████

████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ threat to ██████████ ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ At least 13,000,000 dead, likely ████████████████████████████

In Pop Culture

CIA was the man a selfish little fuck who was sent to capture the big guy. This undertaking proved to be fatal done as a result of misinformation, and when the big guy learnt of this, he invited CIA over for a cup of tea, which he happily accepted. They then proceeded to chat merrily about their lives. CIA then exited the residence of the big guy in a perfectly safe and calm manner.

Upon learning that CIA had failed his mission, he was ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████ ███████ ███████████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ according to Kuznetsov. █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████


███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ allegedly the result of ██████████████████ █████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ "Cobson" ██████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████ DO NOT APPROACH HIM, HE ██████████████████████████████████████ HIGHLY DANGEROUS.

Gallery

  • The man nicknamed CIA doesn't exist, you will disregard this image and forget you ever viewed it.

    The man nicknamed CIA doesn't exist, you will disregard this image and forget you ever viewed it.

  • A Soyjak trio of CIA agents.

    A Soyjak trio of CIA agents.

Notes

  1. ↑ You WILL NOT ask who Paul is.
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