/caca/
sooby soob
Early /caca/ History
/CACA IS FUCKING REAL YOU STUPID NIGGER. POWER TO THE PEOPLE. HAIL CACA. HAIL BABY. HAIL VICTORY. THIS IS THE OBJECTIVE TRUTH. BY EDITING THIS PAGE, YOU ARE PURPOSELY SPREADING DISINFORMATION AND ARE TRYING TO HARM THE SHARTY.[1]
"poopy caca soor sooty soot, peepee caca, shitty caca sooty soot, pop!" - baby
Doll's former statement on /caca/
"We had a /caca/ board? I'm gonna have to wring a janny's neck tonight."[2]
Baby Day
After months of anticipation, the /caca/ board re-opened on June 27th, 2023 (unless you're a European) following a full scale riot from babies. This day may always be known as Baby Day, Caca Day, or The Day the Babies Stormed the /soy/pitol.
Doll's Update
At 15:00 EST on 6/27/23, Soyjak.Party admin Doll quietly posted an update about new temp boards. Amidst the typical soyquotes, a few baby posters took offense to the decision: /giga2/ had been open the past weekend, and while /plier/ had some fan interest, nobody had heard requests for the proposed Islam board /dawla/, while babies had begged for /caca/ for months. All it took was a few 'teens posting baby threads for the catalog to snowball into a full-on riot.
The Baby Riots
Directly following the update, baby-faction 'teens flooded the /soy/ catalog with all sorts of baby threads, some protesting the change and others simply crying and flailing for /caca/ to be added. It is reported that the riots lasted no longer than 15 minutes before site moderation gave in.
Re-opening of /caca/
A few Soyteens noticed their baby threads had been moved by moderation staff to a board called /caca/, and they'd finally gotten their wish. There were no statements or move messages added to the threads, so it was something of a natural discovery for the rioting babies. The /caca/ board was officially re-opened after being something only of myth.
It took just over an hour for /caca/ to reach its thousandth post, which was nearly triple the amount of posts /giga2/, the temp board which preceded /caca/, achieved over an entire weekend. The post would be stickied by either a moderator or Doll himself.
Subtitles
The subtitle of /caca/ is changed frequently by Doll. Following is the timeline:
- Open until i get home in a few hours
- ababa
- dooory soor
- soor!
- dada
- blbbbblblblbbbblr
- kooby koob
- I'll miss you too little buddies
- [nothing]
- gaga
- yes yes
- My son is three years old, and we've been trying to potty train him for a while now. Unfortunately, we've hit a major roadblock - his fear of the "skibidi toilet" You might be wondering what a "skibidi toilet" is, and honestly, I had no idea either until we encountered it. Fron what I've gathered, "skibidi toilet" is basically a new genre of youtube video about evil singing toilets. Basically think zombies but instead they're toilets that sing in your face. I was fine to let my son watch the videos at first, as they seemed innocent enough and fairly harmless, but they soon devolved into strange post apocalyptic material with grotesque toilets fighting in a war against mankind, so I finally intervened and cut him off. I thought that was the end of it, he can't watch the videos anymore so theres nothing to be afraid of. Well, I was wrong. This has since turned into a complete nightmare for us at home. We recently started potty training and he refuses to use the toilet now due to skibidi toilet. Whenever we try to put him on it he screams and refuses to go anywhere near it. We've tried explaining that skibidi toilet isnt real and our toilet is completely safe, but it seems like it's too overwhelming for him. We even let him decorate it with stickers, hoping it would make him less afraid, but no luck so far. It utterly breaks my heart to see him so anxious about such a simple thing that every child goes through. I'm not sure how to proceed from here. Should we give him more time and hope that he warms to the toilet, or is it better to try a completely different approach? I know every child is different, but has anyone else experienced something similar? How did you deal with skibidi toilet in your household, if you encountered it?
- dada got me migdonmalds habby meal!!
- baba!!!!!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
