ClydeMcDeath

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ClydeMcDeath (usually referred to mononymously as Clyde) is a prolific contributor to the 'ru, having submitted over 300 'jaks and counting. He was also active on the old 'ru, racking up nearly 500 submissions before it was deleted. Clyde is considered by many to be a major source of coal, rivalling even WhipLash. He is Italian.

History

Chuds first drew attention to Clyde during summer 2021, a deeply distressing time for the 'party where the 'log was filled with Nate posts and the old Booru was falling into disrepair. Chuds blamed Clyde for the state of the 'ru, alleging without evidence that Clyde was a Booru moderator personally approving and encouraging all BBC spam. It is possible that this conspiracy originated with FAL, taking revenge after being banned from the Booru.

In November 2021, a chud discovered Clyde's Facebook account, showing that he had 'liked' the pages for BLACKED.com and KittensPlaypen (a furry merchandise store). This was a devastating blow to Italy's reputation, perhaps the most embarrassing thing to come out of the country in days or even weeks. Italians everywhere have yet to fully recover.

Recent developments

Clyde has not posted on the Booru in 2 months.

Clyde is -soyboywojak-

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