Critical BBC theory

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Critical tbp Theory (CtbpT) is a ficticious unified cosmological theory of everything revolving around the inferiority of tiny black peckers (tbp.) According to neo-Nazi right-wing schizophrenic chadcels who forgot to take their meds, CtbpT is a CIA funded form of post-modern liberal propaganda that is taught at all levels K-12 in American public schools. However, according to snopes.com, there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to indicate that CtbpT indoctrination is actually happening.

Overview

Even if CtbpT did exist (which it DOES NOT,) no white person would ever be capable of understanding it due to the implicit bias inherent in their subconscious. The only group of people that would be qualified to understand CtbpT (which DOES NOT actually exist,) is Black/Brown inner-city elders who have a doctoral degree in CtbpT from MIT University. These educated Black/brown elders from MIT have scientifically proven that white people would never be able to understand CtbpT (if it even existed in the first place) due to their implicit bias and lack of lived experiences. Thus, speaking speaking about CtbpT as a white person is equivalent to violence against Black Lives.

If CtbpT were real (which IT IS NOT,) then it would be impossible to write down any of its main ideas on paper. Since the white man invented writing, there is no way to write down anything that is not institutionally racist. The only way to learn about CtbpT would be through the oral tradition of the Zulu nation, passed down from generation to generation since the beginning of time.