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[[File:Average 'fe User.png|thumb|'jak version of the cafe's mascot]]  
[[File:Average 'fe User.png|thumb|'jak version of the cafe's mascot]]  
Crystal Cafe, also known as "the 'fe" or Chudcel Pissfe, is a website dedicated to the [[women|unwashed fujoshis and female involuntary celibates ("femcels") (oxymoron)]]. They will always complain about men (even though they not-so-secretly seek masculine affection) and every thread of theirs ends up in a shitflinging argument, no matter the subject.
Crystal Cafe, also known as the 'fe (or Chudcel Pissfe), is a website dedicated to the unwashed fujoshis and female incels (Femcels) of society (oxymoron). They will always complain about men (despite they secretly seek masculine affection) and in every thread will end up in a shit flinging argument, no matter the subject.


The 'fe is also notoriously among the most [[Tranny|trannyphobic]] communities on the internet, rivaling even the Sharty.
The Cafe is also known as arguably the most [[Tranny|transphobic]] / gender critical community on the internet, including even the Sharty.
 
They are '''OUR''' ENEMIES (even doe they practically share the same ideals as us). They are '''ALL''' COALERS. You will '''NOT''' go THERE.
 
One of the unwritten rules of the [[Soyjak.party|'arty]] is that you WILL be obsessed with them and you WILL post about how much you hate them even though they're probably just as schizophrenic and lonely as [[you]].
 
== Crystal Cafe Lies Debunked by Real Soyence ==
'''''WARNING: the following has been classified as disinformation by real NSS agents. Proceed at your own risk.'''''
 
 
 
 
 
Recently, in a [[Fail|rather amusing]] fashion, it was discovered that the animosity 'teens often manifest towards Crystal Cafe users is a coping mechanism for their inability to deal with the intense feelings of love/lust/need they feel towards the 'fe miners. When forced to confront the issue, even online, soyteens usually revert to a rather funny flustered and stuttering mess.
 
To this day, even posting a 'fejak is enough to make the average soyteen's head spin.
 
[[File:52657 - SoyBooru.png|alt=soyteen meets 'fe girl|center|thumb|How I met your mother.]]

Revision as of 10:23, 10 October 2023

'jak version of the cafe's mascot

Crystal Cafe, also known as the 'fe (or Chudcel Pissfe), is a website dedicated to the unwashed fujoshis and female incels (Femcels) of society (oxymoron). They will always complain about men (despite they secretly seek masculine affection) and in every thread will end up in a shit flinging argument, no matter the subject.

The Cafe is also known as arguably the most transphobic / gender critical community on the internet, including even the Sharty.

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