Dr. Fauci

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Head United States Soyentist.

Well known for the song "Dr. Fauci", a gemmy and highly soy parody of the song "Mr Sandman".

The lyrics are as followed:

Dr. Fauci

Give us vaccines

Help all the people who have been quarantined

We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant

We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant!

Fauci! (Yes?)

Promise us, please!

We'll have a cure that can fight off this disease!

Restrictions will lift with some ease!

Dr. Fauci, don't forget me!