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'''Dr. Soyowad''' was employed at the [[Mental Asylum]]. He was responsible for writing many of the patient files.<ref> https://gifyu.com/album/uym </ref> He eventually became an asylum patient himself.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20201125232525/soyjak.party/soy/res/26533.html</ref>
'''Dr. Soyowad''' was employed at the [[Mental Asylum]]. He was responsible for writing many of the patient files.<ref> https://gifyu.com/album/uym </ref> He eventually became an asylum patient himself.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20201125232525/soyjak.party/soy/res/26533.html</ref>
=== Dr Soyowad conversing with a mental patient ===
>Who’s the one with the REAL degree here bucko?
>You better start listening before I blow a hole in one in your dome
>I’m not the one who’s crazy
>Take a look in the mirror look at yourself does that look normal?
>I’m the one with authority because... I just do, ok?
>Your insurance will pay for everything worry about that later
>I will NOT let a patient boss me around
>Just trust me
>I’ve been in your shoes
>I’m fixed now don’t worry
>Shaking? I’m not, it’s just the coffee
>Just because you take my degree off the wall does not make you the doctor
>You WILL leave a five star on yelp
>Tell the police? They won’t believe a schizo like you over me hahaha
>Don’t make me call the nurses, you don’t like needles do you?
>I am the science
>Nothing gets past me, NOTHING
>Go home? This is your new home
>You WILL go back in the pod


== Citations ==
== Citations ==

Revision as of 02:35, 1 April 2021

Dr. Soyowad

Dr. Soyowad was employed at the Mental Asylum. He was responsible for writing many of the patient files.[1] He eventually became an asylum patient himself.[2]

Dr Soyowad conversing with a mental patient

>Who’s the one with the REAL degree here bucko?

>You better start listening before I blow a hole in one in your dome

>I’m not the one who’s crazy

>Take a look in the mirror look at yourself does that look normal?

>I’m the one with authority because... I just do, ok?

>Your insurance will pay for everything worry about that later

>I will NOT let a patient boss me around

>Just trust me

>I’ve been in your shoes

>I’m fixed now don’t worry

>Shaking? I’m not, it’s just the coffee

>Just because you take my degree off the wall does not make you the doctor

>You WILL leave a five star on yelp

>Tell the police? They won’t believe a schizo like you over me hahaha

>Don’t make me call the nurses, you don’t like needles do you?

>I am the science

>Nothing gets past me, NOTHING

>Go home? This is your new home

>You WILL go back in the pod

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