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=== Dr Soyowad conversing with a mental patient === | === Dr Soyowad conversing with a mental patient === | ||
>Who’s the one with the REAL degree here bucko? | <pre style="color: green">>Who’s the one with the REAL degree here bucko? | ||
>You better start listening before I blow a hole in one in your dome | >You better start listening before I blow a hole in one in your dome | ||
>I’m not the one who’s crazy | >I’m not the one who’s crazy | ||
>Take a look in the mirror look at yourself does that look normal? | >Take a look in the mirror look at yourself does that look normal? | ||
>I’m the one with authority because... I just do, ok? | >I’m the one with authority because... I just do, ok? | ||
>Your insurance will pay for everything worry about that later | >Your insurance will pay for everything worry about that later | ||
>I will NOT let a patient boss me around | >I will NOT let a patient boss me around | ||
>Just trust me | >Just trust me | ||
>I’ve been in your shoes | >I’ve been in your shoes | ||
>I’m fixed now don’t worry | >I’m fixed now don’t worry | ||
>Shaking? I’m not, it’s just the coffee | >Shaking? I’m not, it’s just the coffee | ||
>Just because you take my degree off the wall does not make you the doctor | >Just because you take my degree off the wall does not make you the doctor | ||
>You WILL leave a five star on yelp | >You WILL leave a five star on yelp | ||
>Tell the police? They won’t believe a schizo like you over me hahaha | >Tell the police? They won’t believe a schizo like you over me hahaha | ||
>Don’t make me call the nurses, you don’t like needles do you? | >Don’t make me call the nurses, you don’t like needles do you? | ||
>I am the science | >I am the science | ||
>Nothing gets past me, NOTHING | >Nothing gets past me, NOTHING | ||
>Go home? This is your new home | >Go home? This is your new home | ||
>You WILL go back in the pod </pre> | |||
>You WILL go back in the pod | |||
== Citations == | == Citations == | ||
Revision as of 14:25, 1 April 2021
Dr. Soyowad was employed at the Mental Asylum. He was responsible for writing many of the patient files.[1] An obese patient shat on him melting his face, he later had a breakdown, as a result of this he became an asylum patient himself.[2] He has since escaped.
Dr Soyowad conversing with a mental patient
>Who’s the one with the REAL degree here bucko? >You better start listening before I blow a hole in one in your dome >I’m not the one who’s crazy >Take a look in the mirror look at yourself does that look normal? >I’m the one with authority because... I just do, ok? >Your insurance will pay for everything worry about that later >I will NOT let a patient boss me around >Just trust me >I’ve been in your shoes >I’m fixed now don’t worry >Shaking? I’m not, it’s just the coffee >Just because you take my degree off the wall does not make you the doctor >You WILL leave a five star on yelp >Tell the police? They won’t believe a schizo like you over me hahaha >Don’t make me call the nurses, you don’t like needles do you? >I am the science >Nothing gets past me, NOTHING >Go home? This is your new home >You WILL go back in the pod
