Dr. Soyowad

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Dr. Soyowad

Dr. Soyowad was employed at the Mental Asylum. He was responsible for writing many of the patient files.[1] He eventually became an asylum patient himself.[2]

Dr Soyowad conversing with a mental patient

>Who’s the one with the REAL degree here bucko?

>You better start listening before I blow a hole in one in your dome

>I’m not the one who’s crazy

>Take a look in the mirror look at yourself does that look normal?

>I’m the one with authority because... I just do, ok?

>Your insurance will pay for everything worry about that later

>I will NOT let a patient boss me around

>Just trust me

>I’ve been in your shoes

>I’m fixed now don’t worry

>Shaking? I’m not, it’s just the coffee

>Just because you take my degree off the wall does not make you the doctor

>You WILL leave a five star on yelp

>Tell the police? They won’t believe a schizo like you over me hahaha

>Don’t make me call the nurses, you don’t like needles do you?

>I am the science

>Nothing gets past me, NOTHING

>Go home? This is your new home

>You WILL go back in the pod

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