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{{Caca|choody chood}}
{{ToBeResearched|topic=Both [[Doll]] and [[Froot]] have claimed that Dr. E was Max, but this claim has been disputed due to a lack of proof. For more information about Max, see his [[Max|respective article]]}}
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|name = Dr. E<br><small>Chood</small>
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|occupation=Mushroom dealer
|title=Admin <small>(briefly)</small><br>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_lord Don]
|known for=Ownership of a TOR-based psychedelics business, brief administration over the sharty during the [[Soypocalypse]], posthumous focus of worship to the [[Cult of Chood]]
|years active=2023
|tripcode = Chud ##Admin
|nationality = Unknown
|party = Brazilian drug dealers<br>[[Cult of Chood|Choodism]] <small>(post-humously)</small>}}
{{Quoting|[[Jews|Money opportunitys]]|Dr. E, when asked about the purpose for his investment}}
'''Dr. E''', also known simply as '''Chud##Admin''' and later known anonymously as '''Chood'''<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20230901185256/https://soyjaks.party/q/thread/116594.html#116856</ref>, '''Admin 5''', '''Soynonymous''', '''[[Max]]''', '''[[Pol/|Chudolf Hitler]]''' and [[Cult of Chood|in some circles]] as '''[[Admin Ϫ|Ϫoot]]''' was a potential investor in the [[soyjak.party|sharty]] and self-proclaimed mushroom dealer who briefly reigned as an administrator for four hours on August 20th, 2023. He was succeeded by the [[Soyumvirate]] on August 22nd, 2023.
His admitted ignorance in jakking or imageboard culture as well as his desire to advertise his mushroom business resulted in general backlash from the sharty as a whole, but later evaluation on his brief yet memorable involvement in [[Soypocalypse|one of the darkest times in sharty history]] and general aura of mystery caused a [[Schizophrenia|cult following]] to arise during the [[Froot|Frootist]] era.
==Timeline of involvement with the sharty==
===As Dr. E===
Initially, [[Doll]] was slated to sell the sharty to Dr. E while remaining onboard as a co-admin or manager. On August 14th, 2023, Dr E made stickied thread№4401341<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20230814075316/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4401341.html</ref> stating his interest in purchasing the site. Interestingly, he was made an [[List of administrators|Admin]] even before having purchased the site, which Doll would later say was due to “mutual trust”.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20230914040708/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4678118.html</ref> He then asked what he'd be getting himself into with the purchase, and if the users would put up with him.
In the thread, [[newfag|he admits that he doesn't know much about the site itself]], [[wojack|soyjacks]] ''[sic]'' pr about running an [[imageboard]] but that the sharty "seems friendly" to him and that he'd be buying it for [[Jews|monetary opportunities]] ''[sic]''. Furthermore, he attempted to assure concerned teens in the thread that he would go against the "morality of the site". He then went on to claim that he runs a legal [[Nigger Weed|mushroom business on Tor called Emporium]], using the sharty to further advertise it.
However, plans seemingly fell through during the [[Soypocalypse]], culminating in the sharty's closure. Dr. E was seemingly gone, never to be heard from again. Until...
===As Admin 5===
[[File:ChoodAnime.png|thumb|300px]]
After Doll's closure of the site, it suddenly and unexpectedly returned on August 20th, 2023 under a seemingly new administrator. At the time, his identity was anonymous, and by his own admission refused to namefag. Despite this, a common nickname used at the time was "Chood". This left 'teens to speculate, with some theorizing him to be [[Soot]], [[Kuz]], or Doll under a new pseudonym. Some religious parts of the sharty believed him to be none other than [[Admin Ϫ]], come to restore the sharty to its former glory. His first act as admin after bringing the sharty back up was to unban everyone who was banned during the Soypocalypse, wipe the catalog, and slaughter [[Baby bot]] in one fell swoop.
He would later implement a temporary measure against [[P|'p]] by disabling image upload and replacing every recent image with [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak]] with his mouth closed. Shortly after, his reign ended when he shut down the sharty after four hours. This would mark his last public appearance.
Soon after, the sharty returned under Froot and the reign of the Soyumvirate. A curious 'teen asked Doll in his QnA about Chood's identity, where Doll revealed that he was none other than Dr. E, acting anonymously.
==List of things that the E may stand for==
* Estrogen (That xe cooks in bathtubs from horse piss and grocery bags to sell to [[trannies]])
* [[Rapeson|Evil]]
* Eduardo ([[Eduardo Foltz|Foltz?]])
* Emporium (His supposed mushroom business)
* End (As he could've cause [[The coal that destroyed the sharty|the death of the 'Party]], if the rumors that he is Admin 6 are to be believed)
* Enchiladas ([[Amerimutt|or something]])
* [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lord-marquaad-e Markiplier]
==Cult of Chood==
{{Main|Cult of Chood}}
An esoteric cult has recently risen around Dr. E as Chood, centered on threads of appreciation that point out what a “[[Gigachad|gigachad]] badass” he was in his few hours of adminhood. These threads are, like the [[Ongezellig|‘zelligposters]] of [[Oldfag|old]], necrobumped to no end, as part of a [[CIA|coordinated propaganda campaign]] for soyteens coming across him for the first time (as he is still rather obscure) to gain a favorable view of Chood.
Opponents are [[Schizophrenia|considered to be]] “Red” or [[Red|“Pollyanna”]]. There are rumors that the [[Soy Cabal]] are planning an assassination of Dr. E because of this, al[[Though|though]] this is unconfirmed.
>Gloink, what a badass. He deserves that blunt.


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Revision as of 16:49, 28 December 2023

The Max Debate

Both Doll and Froot have claimed that Dr. E was none other than the vilified Anton Maximov. However, no further proof was given beyond Doll's word, leading for some to dispute the fact. For sake of convenience, the 'ki currently treats both like they are separate individuals, but with clarifications that Dr. E's identity is disputed, so that soyteens can come to their own conclusion.

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