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A ''' | A '''failraid''' is a [[raid]] that is considered a [[fail]]. While this is mostly subjective, there are objective measures of a failraid. Failraids are [[coal]]. | ||
== Signs of a | == Signs of a failraid == | ||
* Your personal army doesn't show up in the first place (MASSIVE FAIL) | * Your personal army doesn't show up in the first place (MASSIVE FAIL) | ||
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* There isn't a counter raid (similar to the raid generating no seethe) | * There isn't a counter raid (similar to the raid generating no seethe) | ||
= Why your raid failed = | == Why your raid failed == | ||
=== It didn't get any reactions === | === It didn't get any reactions === | ||
Raiders | Raiders don't just want to dox people. They want to get reactions out of them. To watch them seethe and cry is what makes it so fun. It's perfect karma. | ||
[[File:Shit_nobody_cares_about_science_lover.png|thumb|{{quote|>AN 8 YEAR OLD CALLED ME A POOPY HEAD ON ROBLOX DOXXX HIM NOWWWW!!!}}]] | [[File:Shit_nobody_cares_about_science_lover.png|thumb|{{quote|>AN 8 YEAR OLD CALLED ME A POOPY HEAD ON ROBLOX DOXXX HIM NOWWWW!!!}}]] | ||
= You set your expectations | === You set your expectations too high === | ||
Doxxing a [[Zuken|random pedophile]] is easy to us. But [[Donald Trump|taking over the | Doxxing a [[Zuken|random pedophile]] is easy to us. But [[Donald Trump|taking over the White House]] or [[David Thoughie|colonizing Mars]] simply isn't possible. [[Lie|We have outside lives too]]. | ||
= We don't give a shit = | === We don't give a shit === | ||
If you want raiders to | If you want raiders to actually give a shit, then your request to raid someone should meet at least one of the criteria: | ||
* [[Operation 9/11|It would be funny]] | |||
* [[You|Your target is a awful person]] | |||
* [[GET|It would cause your target or others to seethe]] | |||
* [[Woman Raid|It's something different from the normal raid threads]] | |||
If your raid does not meet at least one of these criteria then we simply don't give a shit. | |||
If your raid does not meet at least one of these criteria then we | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
Latest revision as of 06:10, 12 April 2024
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A failraid is a raid that is considered a fail. While this is mostly subjective, there are objective measures of a failraid. Failraids are coal.
Signs of a failraid
- Your personal army doesn't show up in the first place (MASSIVE FAIL)
- None of the intended objectives of the raid get achieved
- The raid generates no seethe
- Mods catch it instantly and all steam dies in an hour
- There isn't a counter raid (similar to the raid generating no seethe)
Why your raid failed
It didn't get any reactions
Raiders don't just want to dox people. They want to get reactions out of them. To watch them seethe and cry is what makes it so fun. It's perfect karma.
You set your expectations too high
Doxxing a random pedophile is easy to us. But taking over the White House or colonizing Mars simply isn't possible. We have outside lives too.
We don't give a shit
If you want raiders to actually give a shit, then your request to raid someone should meet at least one of the criteria:
- It would be funny
- Your target is a awful person
- It would cause your target or others to seethe
- It's something different from the normal raid threads
If your raid does not meet at least one of these criteria then we simply don't give a shit.
