Five Nights at Cobson's
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| Release date | October 31st, 2023 |
| soyjak.party board | /fnac/ |
| Booru posts | 1 As of October 7th, 2023 |
| Parody of | Five Nights At Freddy's |
| Website | TBA |
Five Nights at Cobson's is an absolutely spine chilling genre defining bone tingling aryan slow burn terrifying jumpscare 'jak driven atmosphere oozing a24 released trope subverting dark and eerie gut wrenching aesthetically heavy craft gradual escalation soul shaking dread inducing post horror suspenseful build up a “say more with less” approach blood curdling kino keyed nerve wracking nail biting jaw clenching free of cheap gore kuz, soot, doll and froot approved snopes verified reuters verified ‘zelling free coal killing TND beginning cobson loving troon -ACKing fauci approved pro science truth uncovering jannie decimating glowie zapping vtuber chudding schizophrenic 4cuck killing shitter crashing discoal erasing ‘coinslot closing NAS free anti meds soylent free wholesome pupperino west rising heavenly holy sharty saving IAS gemerald horror game revolving around keeping numerous 'jaks contained at the mental asylum. It is currently being developed by Froot alongside several 'teens[1].
early reviews indicate it's difficult but may be the gem that saved the sharty
Gameplay
Day 1 Strategies:
There are several jaks roaming the facility at night among them:
Chud: When you see him on the hallway he will open your door despite it being closed. When he enters turn the light off and turn to the left to simply wait until he leaves,
Feraljak: Feraljak is sound asleep most of the time. He will however wake up during your shift. Simply check on him every now and then when his eyes are open click on the tablet to send him to sleep again
Squirreljak: This nigga always needs his nuts. Be sure to feed him otherwise he will free Feraljak.
Impjak: uses the air shafts to go to you always check up on the left shaft and the cams. Simply close the door to stop him
plier: He will come into the facility at some point of the night. To stop him also close the door. He will furthermore try to cut off your power supply simply check cam B2 and if plier is there close the door in the generator room
You can also simply cut the lights for the first 20 seconds of the night to save power
Day 2 Strategies:
Tranny: when he appears in your room simply spam your flashlight on and off
its gonna be kino
