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[[File:U.N. Ballmre.jpg|alt=Flandre Balmaretto|thumb|Flandre Balmaretto]] | [[File:U.N. Ballmre.jpg|alt=Flandre Balmaretto|thumb|Flandre Balmaretto]] | ||
[[File:Flankill.png|alt=Soyjak holding Flandre at gunpoint|thumb|Soyjak holding Flandre at gunpoint]] | [[File:Flankill.png|alt=Soyjak holding Flandre at gunpoint|thumb|Soyjak holding Flandre at gunpoint]] | ||
'''Flandre Scarlet''' is [[Soyjak]]'s cute wife. | '''Flandre Scarlet''' is [[Soyjak]]'s cute wife.[[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical tbp theory, 2021]][[File:Tyronius Floyd.png|thumb|Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical tbp theory, 2021]] | ||
== Controversies == | == Controversies == | ||
Soyjak and Flandre have been known to have a violent and unpredictable relationship. He has been documented to hold her at gunpoint when she loses eBay auctions for rare Funko Pops and doesn't buy him [[Soylent]] before it goes out of stock for the week. | Soyjak and Flandre have been known to have a violent and unpredictable relationship. He has been documented to hold her at gunpoint when she loses eBay auctions for rare Funko Pops and doesn't buy him [[Soylent]] before it goes out of stock for the week. | ||
Revision as of 20:49, 18 March 2022
Flandre Scarlet is Soyjak's cute wife.
Controversies
Soyjak and Flandre have been known to have a violent and unpredictable relationship. He has been documented to hold her at gunpoint when she loses eBay auctions for rare Funko Pops and doesn't buy him Soylent before it goes out of stock for the week.
Some argue that Soyjak has killed Flandre[1] but this has been dismissed as an attempt "[to turn] soyjak into gayjak" because of the proposed alternative of him marrying GigaChad, however this may just be a misinterpretation of "best friend."
