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Original Soyjak

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Soyjak variant
Aliases
  • Soyak
  • Soy wojak
  • Soy wojack
  • Soyjack
  • Sojak
  • S0ijak
  • Soijak
  • Basedjak
  • Onionsjak
  • Keyedjak
  • Soyboy Wojak
  • Soylent Wojak
  • Soy boy wojack
OriginDisputed
Booru PostsOnionsbooru-icon.png 4000+ As of January 21st, 2023
Traced FromWojak


Soyjak is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic Wojak meme as a Soy Boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy. He's also the gem that started it all.

Early life[edit | edit source]

Main article: Origin of soyjak

Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to /int/ by a Swede on December 30th, 2017.[1] (swedish win btw)

The "original" soyjak image.

On September 1 2021, Soyjak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.[2]

As of 2023, research into this topic is still ongoing.

As an art form[edit | edit source]

Although the concept of soyjakkery is requently dismissed as strawmen arguments by the normalfag masses and criticized by the trannies, 'jakking and it's culture has been acknowledged by some chads and other spectators as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the CIA will term it) surrealist art - in particular regard to its following and wide variety of images and their literary contexts produced as result.

Early life (someone move this shit to a different article)[edit | edit source]

Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg, washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.

He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own

Likes[edit | edit source]

Dislikes[edit | edit source]

  • 4channel
  • Chuds
  • Bloodmouths
  • Homemade meals
  • Rural people (except asian soy farmers)
  • Shaving
  • Transphobia
  • Toxic masculinity
  • People with negative Reddit karma
  • Jumpscares
  • Capitalist evil, despite his worship of large enterainment corporations
  • Science deniers
  • Science questioners
  • Whatever the image poster likes

Other Soyjak variants[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Citations[edit source]

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