Npestajak
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 Npestajak Is A DEAD VARIANT | ||
| This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. Only (You) can revive it, soyteen. |
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| This article shows an unbiased view on the topic. It has been reviewed by several editors to reach a consensus. | ||
This page is iron.
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This nigger has Assburgers Syndrome
Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl. |
| “ | OH MY GYATT! HA HU HA HU HA! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! | ” |
| Npesta | ||
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | /soy/, soyjak.party (est. Jan 13/14th 2024) |
| Booru Posts |  20+ As of February 10th, 2024 |
| Traced From | Npesta Kenos scream |
| Subvariants | Europesta |
Npestajak, or simply 'pesta, is a Soyjak variant based on the Npesta scream after beating Kenos on Geometry Dash. It is often used to mock and soyquote chuds due to his expression of panic. It is also used to mock soyboys when ze new product comes out. The 'jak was created during Brimstone Winter to try and win the competition.
Controversy
The soyjak has been the result of catty spamming from a Chud for 3 days on /soy/ between Jan 13-15th 2024, albeit the catty spam was done by manually soyquoting 'teens with the original Npestajak and variants of Npestajak. This has caused many 'teens to see this variant as Brimstone.
Cobbert-Npestajak War
'pesta and Cobbert posters have been known to soyduel with eachother to try and prove what soyjak is gemmier and what one is coaler. The first competition was to reach 20 posts on the 'ru first, sadly Cobbert reached 20 posts first in a very slight post count however le heckin' numbers are rigged or something like that, therefore 'pesta WABAG
Disputed status as a gem
Despite the soyjak being hijacked by catty wipers, the soyjak has some gem qualities.
- He has a beard, albeit too thin
- He has glasses
- He has an open mouth with no teeth due to constant product consuming
- He has a bald head, which happened due to his lack of testosterone.
- He is aliased
- He stole Endchan's /agatha2/ 60000th GET
- HWABAG
Nupesta
Literally just 'pesta but redone and gemmier. He also cameoed on SPVA.
Nu-Nupesta
Literally just 'nupesta but redone and gemmier. It is also rumored that it was made by the same teen who made Cobbert.
Nupairy
In response to 'pesta spam, brimjakkers decided to turn 'pesta into a fairyjak as it was a popular trend during Brimstone Winter 2024.
