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'''Flandre Scarlet''' is [[Soyjak]]'s cute wife.
'''Flandre Scarlet''' is [[Soyjak]]'s cute wife.

Revision as of 10:13, 29 March 2024

Flandre is a forced meme?
Heccin' downvoted

Flandre smells like bait.

Flandre Balmaretto
Flandre Balmaretto
Soyjak holding Flandre at gunpoint
Soyjak holding Flandre at gunpoint

Flandre Scarlet is Soyjak's cute wife.

Controversies

Soyjak and Flandre have been known to have a violent and unpredictable relationship. He has been documented to hold her at gunpoint when she loses eBay auctions for rare Funko Pops and doesn't buy him Soylent before it goes out of stock for the week.

Some argue that Soyjak has killed Flandre[1] but this has been dismissed as an attempt "[to turn] soyjak into gayjak" because of the proposed alternative of him marrying GigaChad, however this may just be a misinterpretation of "best friend."

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