Flandre

Flandre Balmaretto

Soyjak holding Flandre at gunpoint

Flandre Scarlet is Soyjak's cute wife.

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Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical tbp theory, 2021

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Freshmen at the University of Minnesota attending a lecture on critical tbp theory, 2021

Controversies

Soyjak and Flandre have been known to have a violent and unpredictable relationship. He has been documented to hold her at gunpoint when she loses eBay auctions for rare Funko Pops and doesn't buy him Soylent before it goes out of stock for the week.

Some argue that Soyjak has killed Flandre but this has been dismissed as an attempt "[to turn] soyjak into gayjak" because of the proposed alternative of him marrying GigaChad, however this may just be a misinterpretation of "best friend."