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A gem is simply a good post on the sharty and a coal is a bad post. | A gem is simply a good post on the sharty and a coal is a bad post. | ||
Well obviously you fucking retarded nigger go kill yourself | Well obviously you fucking retarded nigger go kill yourself (sorry for being so mean here that was uncalled for) | ||
== How to make a gem. == | == How to make a gem. == | ||
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'''However, the more important things to consider in gems are:''' | '''However, the more important things to consider in gems are:''' | ||
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* autistic | * autistic | ||
* incomprehensible (twitter niggers ruined that word) | * incomprehensible (twitter niggers ruined that word) | ||
* [[Colorjaks|bright and colorfull]] | |||
=== <u>Beauty</u> === | === <u>Beauty</u> === | ||
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== How to avoid coal. == | == How to avoid coal. == | ||
look at the vantablack niggerstone on the left. It's shit that you've seen millions of times | |||
going on the booru | |||
'''AVOID TRENDS. most niggerstone come from following trends and posting shit people have seen before''' | '''AVOID TRENDS. most niggerstone come from following trends and posting shit people have seen before''' | ||
'''we all know uniqueness in important in gems however, i think it might be the most important aspect of gems.''' | '''we all know uniqueness in important in gems however, i think it might be the most important aspect of gems.''' | ||
Revision as of 18:12, 11 October 2023
What is gemology?
gemology is the study of gems and how to create gems. it is also the study of coal and how to avoid it. furthermore, it involves the classification of gems and coal. (how gemmish or coalish is this post?)
What is a gem and what is a coal?
A gem is simply a good post on the sharty and a coal is a bad post.
Well obviously you fucking retarded nigger go kill yourself (sorry for being so mean here that was uncalled for)
How to make a gem.
NOTE THAT LE INCOMPREHENSIBLE WOAHJAKS ARE STILL GEMS. THE TWITTERNIGGERS ARE THE ONES WHO NIGGER IT INTO VANTABLACK NIGGERSTONE. to fix an incomprehensible woahjak and turn it into a tarzanite shinerald, simply add dead nigger babies hanging from a tree in the corner or something.
Gems must obviously be:
- funny
- thats it gems dont need dead nigger babys to be le funny
However, the more important things to consider in gems are:
Insanity
some aspects of the sharty's humor is quite similar to shitposting on youtube,discord,reddit etc however it's still VERY DIFFERENT. admit it, alot of gems are funny because it feels like it was made by a retarded nigger with down syndrome who was locked in an asylum. Some gems are also gemmy because it feels mentally retarded. So, you must also think of things that are autistic. Therefore when making a gem, think of something that is :
- schizofrenic
- retarded
- maddness
- autistic
- incomprehensible (twitter niggers ruined that word)
- bright and colorfull
Beauty
It's simple. gems must evoke beauty. https://booru.soy/post/view/41905#search=colorful%20painting
look at the gem on the right. It's hard to describe but it seems beautiful to look at. You must attempt to replicate that beauty.
How to avoid coal.
look at the vantablack niggerstone on the left. It's shit that you've seen millions of times
going on the booru
AVOID TRENDS. most niggerstone come from following trends and posting shit people have seen before
we all know uniqueness in important in gems however, i think it might be the most important aspect of gems.
