Internet Trolling Tactics

This page is meant to give ‘teens good resources to bait almost all (active) 4chan boards out there.

"Annoying People Online"

Sometime in late 2022 there was a thread where soyteens suggested strategies of trolling mainly 4chan but also other parts of the internet. Here it is:

Annoying People Online

1. Using soyjaks and gigachads
2. Gmod griefing
3. Using smuggies
4. Just spam nigger kek
5. Breaking etiquette, for example namefagging and using reddit buzzwords on 4chan
6. Might go without saying, but act like a complete and utter retard
7. Just post Cobson, guaranteed rage
8. if we could have a whole group of users avatarfagging while acting rude, bombastic, and arrogant that would be gemmy. like we attach all these annoying connotations to an image. it’s not easy to organise groups like that though, so you might have to samefag but that's sad and boring
9. Just post bait
10. Thread derailment
11. Post any sort of bait on /pol/ guaranteed replies
12. We should do ratio raids on 4chan. If we do this, make sure to set up a little counter ratio so they look even more pathetic
13. Another method would be ratioing. It works because people don't like it when you import twitterfag culture or really any other form of normie culture, it's obnoxious, if the ratio wins you can have a big celebration to smear shit in their face, and it derails threads
14. You can also samefag mass reply your oen thread to cause maximum butthurt such as “win” “wwwwww” etc
15. Oppositechadding but make it really obvious that you're doing that
16. You should also make posts that greatly praise anime or shit on anime. For some reason people get really butthurt about chinktoons
17. spamming the same thing over and over again is guaranteed to make people mad (unless they ignore you)
18. pretending to be the anon someone is replying to, especially in a long conversation, and even more especially in a friendly conversation, in which case you can have a complete change in character to confuse them. then when the actual anon tries to clear up the confusion you act like they're sabotaging. this just made me think of the reverse: interrupting a random conversation saying that “it's rude to barge in on our conversation like that" or something like that
19. ^ do this but write a completely normal and logical response, except that it looks very AI generated, which would creep both anon 1 and anon 2 out since anon 1 thinks he was talking to a bot the whole time, and anon 2 thinks the thread is being monitored by a malicious bot
20. i’ve heard in another thread similar to this one that 4cucks really fucking hate when you criticise their culture
21. Use le funny logical fallacies and other dumb shit idek
22. in a long argument (that you're not a part of) just reply to someone with something like “I'm joking, you fucking mong”, so that they'll think you backed down and make fun of you from there. chaos might ensue. i'm testing this right now. you can also say the same thing when someone writes a long a detailed answer to you so they feel dumb after doing that
23. Make fake advertisements for real but hardly known companies and spam them
24. Make fake news articles and tweets
25. say something like “as part of the biometrics program, all user activity in this will be monitored and users' posts will be stored in a datacenter. If you wish to individually opt-out, please contact [email protected].” the goal is to creep people out
26. Use haxxs in online shooters
27. Tell someone he types exactly like a bot and say he's a bot
28. in /his/ or any other pseudointellectual board, reply to random long posts saying “yep, that's a bandwagon fallacy”. it doesn't matter what they're saying, it could still cause seethe.
29. go up to someone at the mall. tell them "everything's for sale". go up to someone at school. tell them "youre at school right now"… oh online nvm lol
30. Post schizo gems, especially if they're contrary to the current discussion
31. replying to a post you didnt make saying “meant for” then replying to another post you didnt make, with the goal of causing thread derailment and confusion
32. Go on jewtube and leave a comment, either a reddit joke or something everyone will agree with, then once you get a ton of replies and likes, edit it to say something racist.
33. If there's id's you can act like a retard then act like a know-it-all, and alter between that a few times

General/multiple

• LARP as a flat earther, the dumber , the better (works best in /pol/ , /x/ and /sci/)
• Use this website: https://www.uuidgenerator.net/ to fake an Iphone filename, 'cucks HATE phoneposting , so this is a very good method to derail threads

/a/

The easiest way to bait anons on /a/ is to post a soyjak, however the jannies will probably delete your thread quickly.

tl;dr /a/ fucking sucks and is dead because the jannies spend more time pruning & handing out all board bans than actually watching anime. Even the old /tg/ nazi mod wasn't this bad.

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  If you don’t want to post a ‘jak on /a/, use this

/b/

Board that is designated as "Random" but is nowadays is just filled with pedomaxxed Eipsteincels reposting loli threads, shota breads, trannies, sissy hypno and interracial porn. Despite being 'random" the board mainly filled with porn threads and literal spambots. Jannies are too busy jerking each others' nanopenii off instead of actually making the "random" board look anything like it did back when /b/ was good (i.e. never).

Occasionally you can troll those rare human coomers by dumping the "wrong" fetish, such as scat WEBMs in a thread about sissy femboys.

/co/

Modern cartoons are made by loser 30+ millennials for other loser millennials, and not children. Your average head producer of any popular cartoon is probably a kike & their social media will be filled with leftist insanity. Blame /pol/ for the presence of politics and not the people actually injecting it.

/co/ in general is filled with people who consume goyslop capeshit media so they aren't intelligent. Argue some extremist position with cited studies and you will cause other posters to crack spectacularly (including the janny).

Popular classics include Two Babies One Fox, Pete Time (jooshter) and Moe the Crow in "A Pound of Flesh".

/g/

Mimic being Jay Louis Irwin and post anti-linux shit. Posting /pol/ shit (for example hating on trannies) will also grant you some replies.

Advocate for obvious chinkshit as though it were just as good as whatever it's ripping off. (This also works on /v/ but there's more material for it on /g/.)

/his/

Post like you would on /pol/ and you will get every /his/torian seething. Constantly correlate history with current hot button topics or news.

Try to relate every possible topic to the Holocaust (be sure to post specific estimates of jews burned.) Relate all losses, suffering, casualties, bad things happening to anyone, etc. to the 66 trillion jews who died. Then insist the jews suffered worse.

Also religion.

/k/

Aggressively shill on behalf of Ukraine or Russia. /k/ is astroturfed as fuck by paid agents to make you want to support Ukraine, but the people they hired to do it are so bad at their jobs that it's essentially the same thing as flooding/trolling. So imitate them or be a pro-Russian contrarian.

Advocate for Turkish-made anything in any general thread. LARP as an underage retard with basic questions & with firearm knowledge limited to movies. Glowpost

Insist that the Rhodesians were losers & their little underage white daughters got the BBC by force. This works especially well because it actually happened, South African history is a blackpilled racebaiter's dream.

/lgbt/

i dont think this one needs to be explained Fags and dykes all hate trannies. Casually liken trannies to fags/dykes while insisting you are a fag or dyke. Insist on comradery with even the most repulsive elements of trannyism.

Everyone hates bisexuals since "they aren't really gay" so posting your opinion as one is guaranteed to get (You)s.

Concern troll as a reined-in homosexual who doesn't understand the need for pride parades, gay marriage, etc. Faggots constantly yearn for validation, suggesting they don't need something is guaranteed replies.

/mu/

Posting "Dude is that *X Band*? Turn that shit way up my guy!" with a Cobson seems to work. Also Christgau.

/pol/

This is meant to be an archive for various gemmy copypastas ‘teens can spam in places like /pol/ or /leftypol/ to farm (You)s. Note that, for now, only the ‘aush copypasta is proven to get (You)s every single time, though the others do still seem to work well. We recommend slightly changing each aspect of the ‘pastas in gemmy ways (such as changing the YouTube link to a David Thoughie video, or replacing random words with “nigger”) to see whether or not the GPT bots will still fall for the bait (they probably will).

Did vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?

https://youtu.be/psf_rK8DIcs

>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving black issues
>Explains how black crimerates have risen since blacks started to move to poor inner city areas after the Irish and the Italians moved out and that crimerates for blacks were previously low in comparison
>Explains how socioeconomic factors have lead black people to commit more crimes.
>Explains how blacks have been systematically discriminated against
>Explains how US policies both now and in the past have kept blacks down and how joining criminal gangs is sometimes the only way for blacks to prosper in densely populated poor inner city areas
>Explains how sometimes US policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt black people even after civil rights
>Explains why the fact that blacks commit more crimes isn't sufficient evidence to suggest that it's all genetic
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculus claims about black crime statistics? By all means, watch the whole video, i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing blacks is good
>inb4 someone says bring back slavery
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidece
>inb4 someone links black crime statistics withput context and without an analisys of WHY blacks commit more crimes
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says flag checks out
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because /pol/tard is triggered by a different opinion

keep the dicussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and dicuss it WITH SOURCES.
i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.

HasanAbi

What is it about HasanAbi that makes chuds seethe so much? Is it envy?

>One of the biggest streamers
>1.1 million subscribers on YouTube alone
>Twice that many followers on Twitch
>Regularly pulls in 500 thousand views on his Twitch streams
>A whole army of intelligent zoomers soon to vote in the next elections

It is clear that Communism is on the rise, far faster than your incel ideology ever will be.

>More than half of zoomers embrace socialism more than capitalism

Clearly the people have spoken, and they have spoken for communism.

To add more salt in the wounds of the salty chuds… did Hasan just BTFO all the chud's great replacement bullshit?

>Dismantles arguments about how Jews are in charge of it all
>Dismantles that race even exists and is a social construct
>Explains how mainstream media virtue signals to them and how their ideas aren't that niche and obscure
>Explains the entire history of the concept of race
>How Capitalism oppresses black people more then white people because that's what billionaires and the bourgeoisie wants
>Explains how anti-semetism is the fools populism
How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of the chud "MUH JOOOOOS"

>inb4 sage
>inb4 people bring up Hitler or some dumb shit
>inb4 someone says whites are superior because 13/50 or some dumb shit like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQikPmIdYyQ
Actually refute his arguments... I'll wait.

Chud’s worst fear

The worst fear of edgy /pol/faced rightoids is being mocked as impotent.
They're immunized against most insults; ugly, fat, evil, monstrous, degenerate - even failsons. They can shrug it all off.
The /pol/face meme on the other hand acts on their deepest fears. Their pathological sense of inadequacy, impotence and fear of emasculation that informs their worldview.

It's okay to be ugly, undesirable, even a cum-guzzling diaper-scat bottom-furry. As long as - deep down - they're feared.
They're okay with being ignored, denounced, even mocked. But they can't stand being laughed at as impotent and powerless. It's many times worse than being ignored or mocked in other ways.
It's like the incel fear that women will laugh at them. It's not the rejection itself, it's having their deep seated self-loathing and impotence publicly acknowledged by the Other.
Specifically: The fear of being perceived as powerless is greater than the actual fear of being powerless.

Liberals of course play right into this by portraying rightoids (including /pol/faced mass shooters) as a terrifying unstoppable evil that should be feared by the masses. Something they get off to. Every. Time.

/pol/ has been mocked for years, going back to the 7+1chan days. So far nothing stuck. Leaders exposed as zionists and pedophiles? Nothing. Furries and Nazis in drag? Nothing. Hypocrisy? Statistics? Actually existing white genocide by rightoids? Nothing.

The /pol/face though made them melt down within 24 hours. To be the point they've spend days spamming with thousands of IPs to prove how "not mad" they are. (Mind that they've never done this before)

And before you say "words words words" or "da left cant meeem" here's a TLDR: You're impotent, inadequate, powerless. And deep down you know it.

Did Nathaniel Cobson just debunk every reason for anti-semitism using actual science?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20yZriQT0Cc

Seriously, I used to be an alt-right /pol/tard just like you guys, but I also highly value academia and the search for "the truth", so after watching this scientific lecture I'm not so sure anymore; I genuinely can't come up with any counterarguments, so I'm looking to see if anyone else can. I'm not a leftist or anything I'm just completely dumbfounded by the effectiveness of his arguments. Seriously, look at this though

>Proves how "pro-white" is just an alt-right codeword for anti-Jew
>Proves white supremacy's primary problem: that it takes time to dismantle "tribality." It's only through building a mass "civil war" that we will know what's wrong
>Proves how impish Swedes were the biggest coal miners in 1910s Spokane
>Proves how the unscientific concept of race has been debunked by Marxist-Leninist materialist dialectics and scientific socialism
>Proves how Jews have been oppressed throughout history
>Proves how the 1700s pirate Captain Coal was sentenced to death by the imperialist British government despite being Jewish
>Proves how racism is in the hands of the majority of niggers and whites at large.--Jodie
>Proves how racists, pro-Soot posters, and other coal miners were already debunked by General Secretary Kuz after the Five Board Plan was rolled back
>Proves how white supremacy has never been the focus of 'p since white slavery.--Gem
>Proves how most Jews in the United States are left-leaning, anti-Israel, and secular

By all means, watch the whole video, i promise you that you can't debunk it. And please post sources, evidence, and well-thought out high-quality posts ONLY. I will read and respond to every one, as long as you keep it on topic and don't spam slurs. I'm not a leftist or anything but he actually has some good points, and I'm open to having my mind changed.

Leftypol Bait

Did Mike Enoch just BTFO all of leftypol's race denial bullshit?

https://therightstuff.biz/2022/11/23/tds971/
>Dismantles arguments about poverty causing crime
>Dismantles the idea that there wasn't enough time for iq differences to evolve
>Explains how the mainstream media is run by jews who push race denial so they can outcompete whites
>Explains the entire history of the concept of race
>How capitalism oppresses white people by importing nonwhites and using them to break up unions and lower wages
>Explains how marxism is the fools socialism

How do (You) refute all these arguments? He literally actually has the brain to back his arguments up instead of just "MUH CHUUUDS"
>inb4 sage
>inb4 people bring up Lewontin or some dumb shit
>inb4 someone says nonwhites are superior because tbp or some dumb shit like that

Actually refute his arguments... I'll wait.

/tv/

make BBC jokes in the /who/ (doctor who general) thread (bonus point if you creatively make an innuendo with the other BBC) or impersonate the local schizo who copies walls of text from previous /who/ threads and R9K /britfeel/ threads and somehown never get banned by the jannies.

/v/

Post vidya butts.

Pretend to really like Sony or the Playstation 4/5. Insist anyone who doesn't agree is a chud/Trump voter/leftist/supports Russia/etc. Basically LARP as a modern day Chad Warden but with more Amerifag politics

Enter one of the dime-a-dozen waifu softcore dumps, drastically lower the thread image limit by spamming pics of something else. Popular waifus (Peach, Samus) probably have loads of fetish art of them shitting in diapers, etc.

Aggressively praise known kusoge such as Fallout 3. Insist Metal Gear Solid 4 (for example) was way better than all of the prior games. Anyone who disagrees is soyjak while you are a gigachad, obviously

/vt/

Every vtuber fanbase hates every other one. Make use of current happenings to sow divisiveness, encourage blood feuds and falseflag.

Post Annoying Orange as he is the first vtuber.

/x/

Unironically start calling other glowies and schizos, if you are clever, play both sides at the same time.

Impersonate some LARPer in his own thread and start claiming you made it up and are impressed that people got fooled by it, fight back the real OP as if he was a pretender (similar to #22 in the list above)

Bait images

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  Relatively recent image that on a post would receive many (You)s responding to the image (until everyone caught up that it was bait)